1 00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:54,181 (COUGHS) 2 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:57,603 Good morning, My Lord. Clement weather. 3 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,189 Draughty. 4 00:02:59,355 --> 00:03:03,112 Lovegrove begs me to inform you that the... (INDISTINCT) 5 00:03:03,279 --> 00:03:05,449 ..in the south conservatory is in full bloom. 6 00:03:05,615 --> 00:03:07,035 - Eh? - An orchid. 7 00:03:07,202 --> 00:03:09,038 Oh. Anything in the paper? 8 00:03:09,204 --> 00:03:11,542 The suffragettes are again giving trouble. 9 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:15,215 One threw a brick through a window at number 1 O last evening. 10 00:03:15,382 --> 00:03:17,218 Go on. Any casualties? 11 00:03:17,384 --> 00:03:19,430 An under-footman sustained a broken nose. 12 00:03:19,596 --> 00:03:21,684 No one of any consequence was hurt. 13 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:24,981 - The prime minister was dining out. - Oh, pity. 14 00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:28,028 What do you mean, ''No one of any consequence''? 15 00:03:28,195 --> 00:03:32,494 How do you know the under-footman wasn't as good as the prime minister? 16 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:35,498 l beg you to be quiet. If a servant should hear you. 17 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:37,752 Now we've had this discussion before. 18 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:40,966 - Today l intend to prove my point. - Oh, no, My Lord. 19 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,637 Yes. Get my daughters out of bed immediately. 20 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:45,974 - l beg your pardon! - What? 21 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:50,314 Oh. Well, get their maids to get them out of bed. 22 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,820 Breakfast will be in 30 minutes. l expect all to be there. 23 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:56,366 My Lord. l'll send Rolleston to dress you. 24 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:58,870 Liberty, equality, fraternity. 25 00:03:59,037 --> 00:04:01,291 All for one and one for all, Crichton. 26 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,878 That was the French, My Lord. 27 00:04:16,273 --> 00:04:19,905 - Good morning, Crichton. - (CRICHTON) His Lordship is waiting. 28 00:04:20,072 --> 00:04:23,035 - Good morning, Crichton. - His Lordship is waiting. 29 00:04:23,202 --> 00:04:26,165 - (CATHERINE) It'll do him good. - Morning, Crichton. 30 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,919 - His Lordship is waiting. - (AGATHA) Oh, golly! 31 00:04:29,086 --> 00:04:31,298 - (AGATHA) Morning, Father. - Morning. 32 00:04:31,464 --> 00:04:35,096 Why have we been dragged out of bed at this unearthly hour? 33 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:39,478 My dear girl, are you aware that millions of people in the British Isles 34 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:42,734 have already been hard at work for three hours and more. 35 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,654 People, yes. But not us. 36 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:50,163 Thousands of them started their day on no more than bread and water. 37 00:04:50,329 --> 00:04:53,668 You seem interested today in the way other people live. 38 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:56,339 l am. So ought you to be. 39 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,595 - All of you. - Father, please. Not at breakfast. 40 00:04:59,761 --> 00:05:02,474 That maid of yours, Mary? What's her name? 41 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,853 - Fisher. - Yes, Fisher. 42 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,524 - What's her Christian name? - l don't know. 43 00:05:07,691 --> 00:05:09,903 And l'm sure she doesn't want me to. 44 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:13,284 You'll ask us next to share our meals with our maids. 45 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:16,372 That's exactly what you are going to do. 46 00:05:16,538 --> 00:05:19,210 Father, what can you mean? 47 00:05:19,377 --> 00:05:20,754 Well, l mean this. 48 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:24,511 At 4 o'clock this afternoon, you will all be in the drawing room. 49 00:05:24,677 --> 00:05:27,182 There we shall entertain the staff to tea. 50 00:05:27,348 --> 00:05:29,227 The entire staff. 51 00:05:29,393 --> 00:05:32,232 You will treat them all as your equals. 52 00:05:34,192 --> 00:05:36,739 l refuse to have any part of it. 53 00:05:36,906 --> 00:05:39,535 Have you forgotten that George is coming to tea? 54 00:05:39,702 --> 00:05:41,998 Mary, l order you to be present. 55 00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:45,253 Father, if my life has to be ruined, 56 00:05:45,419 --> 00:05:48,550 l should have preferred to have done it myself. 57 00:05:50,553 --> 00:05:54,894 l can't be there. Ernest Woolley is taking me to London in his motorcar. 58 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,982 - At 4 o'clock, Catherine. - Father, how can we? 59 00:05:58,148 --> 00:06:00,069 l said 4 o'clock. 60 00:06:04,618 --> 00:06:06,287 Father, l was... 61 00:06:06,454 --> 00:06:08,625 (SOBS) 62 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,469 They'll get used to the idea. 63 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,391 - l sincerely hope not, My Lord. - None of that. 64 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:23,190 You can't obiect to meeting me. Haven't l treated you as a human being? 65 00:06:23,357 --> 00:06:27,322 Certainly not. Your treatment of me has always been as it should be. 66 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,703 Enough. This afternoon at 4 o'clock you will be my equal. 67 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,541 l'll show you whether you're my equal or not. 68 00:06:33,707 --> 00:06:35,377 You do as you're told. 69 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:39,300 Very well, My Lord. 70 00:06:41,386 --> 00:06:43,599 The outdoor staff will also be present, 71 00:06:43,766 --> 00:06:45,560 but l shall speak to them later. 72 00:06:45,727 --> 00:06:48,607 The order of entry will be posted on the notice board 73 00:06:48,774 --> 00:06:50,652 after luncheon. 74 00:06:50,818 --> 00:06:54,074 That is all. Now have you any questions? 75 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:57,079 We aren't going to be asked to sit down? 76 00:06:57,246 --> 00:06:58,790 You most certainly are. 77 00:06:58,957 --> 00:07:01,795 And not, you remember, on the edge of the chair. 78 00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:04,425 You'll seat yourselves firmly in the centre. 79 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,219 l shall die. Oh, no! 80 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:08,306 You will do no such thing, Eliza. 81 00:07:08,473 --> 00:07:10,768 Not until you have left the room. 82 00:07:10,935 --> 00:07:14,024 lt'll be a bit of a lark. We'll have a good blowout. 83 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:16,653 All friends together, eh, Crichton? 84 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:25,835 - Did l hear you call me, Crichton? - Yes, sir. 85 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:29,758 ln 10 to 15 years' time, you might have reached a position 86 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:32,512 in which you could address me as Mr Crichton. 87 00:07:32,679 --> 00:07:37,312 Never in any circumstances whatsoever, could you call me Crichton. 88 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:40,525 There's a train at 1 2.30. Pack your bags. 89 00:07:40,692 --> 00:07:43,405 Right, about your duties. 90 00:07:43,571 --> 00:07:46,368 And remember, no gossiping above stairs. 91 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,498 l apologise for that boy's behaviour, Mr Crichton 92 00:07:49,664 --> 00:07:52,462 - You look pale Mrs Perkins. - Do you wonder? 93 00:07:52,629 --> 00:07:54,465 - A small glass of port, perhaps. - Thank you. 94 00:07:57,971 --> 00:07:59,640 (CHURCH BELLS CHIME) 95 00:07:59,807 --> 00:08:02,186 (WOMEN CHANTING) Votes for women! 96 00:08:02,227 --> 00:08:04,565 Oh, Ernest, isn't it exciting? 97 00:08:04,732 --> 00:08:09,031 - Better than your father's tea party. - If only we weren't just looking on. 98 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,493 What? Oh, steady on, old girl. 99 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,414 (WOMEN CHANTING) 100 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:17,670 Oh, no! They mustn't. 101 00:08:17,836 --> 00:08:20,090 (ERNEST) Catherine! Catherine! 102 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:22,970 (CATHERINE) How dare you? 103 00:08:23,137 --> 00:08:26,434 Oh! Let me go. (SCREAMS) 104 00:08:27,935 --> 00:08:30,107 Mrs Perkins. 105 00:08:30,273 --> 00:08:32,945 (LOAM) Ah, Mrs Perkins. 106 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,906 Delighted. 107 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:37,035 Mary... 108 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:39,122 this is our dear Mrs Perkins. 109 00:08:39,287 --> 00:08:42,168 - How do you do? - Pleased, l am sure. 110 00:08:42,334 --> 00:08:45,465 Brocklehurst, our valuable Mrs Perkins. 111 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,053 (CRICHTON) Monsieur Floury. 112 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:50,724 Oh, forgive me. 113 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:54,355 Won't you sit down? 114 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:58,570 - (LOAM) Charmed to see you. - l'll bring you some tea. 115 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:01,533 Come on, l want to hear all about your puddings. 116 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,912 Thank you very much. 117 00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:06,124 Mr Rolleston. 118 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:09,296 Treherne, come and look after Mr Rolleston. 119 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:15,181 - Who is Mr Rolleston? - Father's valet. 120 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,977 How do you do Mr Rolleston? 121 00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:21,817 Yes, this is, uh, an unexpected pleasure. 122 00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:24,488 This is utterly opposed to all my principles. 123 00:09:24,655 --> 00:09:28,745 - It's the same for all of us, Brocky. - Don't call me Brocky. l detest it. 124 00:09:28,911 --> 00:09:31,165 Brocky, if you're going to marry Mary... 125 00:09:31,332 --> 00:09:34,170 My engagement to Mary has yet to be announced. 126 00:09:35,463 --> 00:09:37,217 Miss Fisher. 127 00:09:38,593 --> 00:09:41,015 By Jove! 128 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,268 l am charmed to see you, Miss Fisher. 129 00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:45,355 Do come and sit down, won't you? 130 00:09:45,522 --> 00:09:47,442 Now, tell me what do you do? 131 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:49,153 ln the house, l mean? 132 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,699 Ah, Mary. Tea for two. 133 00:09:51,865 --> 00:09:54,871 Ah, Lovegrove. (CHUCKLES) 134 00:09:55,038 --> 00:09:58,251 - How are all your family? - Ah, same to you, My Lord. 135 00:09:58,417 --> 00:10:00,213 And how is your wife? Blooming? 136 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,759 Blooming? First thing this morning. 137 00:10:02,926 --> 00:10:05,305 - Opened out a fair treat, she did. - Eh? 138 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,934 Bright purple with deep yellow spots. 139 00:10:08,101 --> 00:10:10,021 - Good Lord! - She won't last. 140 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:13,401 She'll be dead by Monday. That's the trouble with orchids. 141 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,279 - They won't last. - Orchids? 142 00:10:15,446 --> 00:10:18,159 Oh, yes, of course. (CHUCKLES) 143 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:22,082 - Come have some tea. - (CRICHTON) Jane, Gladys, Rose. 144 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:24,503 Mary, take the girls a cup of tea. 145 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:26,548 - Father! - Mary. 146 00:10:38,526 --> 00:10:41,572 - Tea, Crichton? - No. No. Allow me, My Lady. 147 00:10:41,739 --> 00:10:43,910 This must be most distasteful to you. 148 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,288 l'm ashamed to be seen speaking to you. 149 00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,876 Now, now, Crichton, none of that. 150 00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:51,255 We're all on equal terms today. 151 00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:54,677 - Is everyone here? - All but the odds and ends, My Lord. 152 00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:57,140 - l want everybody. - Not the Tweeny. 153 00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:59,393 Everybody. 154 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,730 Very well, My Lord. 155 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,316 Eliza. 156 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:09,034 Keep still. 157 00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:13,834 Well, l'm so happy to see you, uh... 158 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,753 - Eliza, My Lord. - Eliza. 159 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,258 My daughter, Mary. 160 00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:20,720 Now come along and meet the others. 161 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:26,646 - l'll be all right here, thank you, My Lord. - You must do as you're told. 162 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,191 Come along, now. 163 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:30,444 Mary, you're neglecting your guests. 164 00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:45,928 Have you been to the opera lately? 165 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:49,684 (ELIZA) Uh... 166 00:11:50,769 --> 00:11:55,569 Well, uh, what sort of weather have you been having in the kitchen? 167 00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:58,741 Uh... 168 00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:01,245 For heaven's sake, woman, be articulate. 169 00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:04,458 Forgive me, My Lord. Lady Mary wishes to speak with you. 170 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,503 Eh? Oh, thank you, Crichton. 171 00:12:09,883 --> 00:12:11,386 Come, Eliza. 172 00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:15,143 Ah, Mr Crichton. l think you're wonderful. 173 00:12:15,308 --> 00:12:18,565 - You won't leave me, will you? - No, l won't leave you. 174 00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:20,985 Have a crumpet. Enjoy yourself. 175 00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:22,530 lt's too much. 176 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:25,576 lt didn't seem so when you were entertaining Fisher. 177 00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:27,580 Mary, old girl, that's not fair. 178 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:30,376 Thank Heavens Mother hasn't arrived yet. 179 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:32,463 Your thanks are rather premature. 180 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:34,299 - Henry. - My dear, Emily. 181 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:36,344 What has happened to your staff? 182 00:12:36,511 --> 00:12:39,349 Your front door was opened to me by a stable boy. 183 00:12:39,516 --> 00:12:40,893 Nice lad. 184 00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:44,065 You're iust in time to meet some of my friends. 185 00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:46,444 Now let me see. Oh, yeah. 186 00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:48,739 You remember Thomas, Emily? 187 00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:50,492 Tom. 188 00:12:50,658 --> 00:12:52,329 Monte Carlo, was it? 189 00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:54,707 No, Fenway Hall. 190 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:56,252 Oh! (LAUGHS) 191 00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:58,213 Poor Cynthia's coming-out ball. 192 00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:02,220 - That was before l came to His Lordship. - His Lordship? 193 00:13:02,387 --> 00:13:04,933 Of course, l was only the under-footman then. 194 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,894 An under footman. 195 00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:10,066 - (PHONE RINGS) - She won't allow our engagement now. 196 00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:12,737 This is frightful. 197 00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:14,699 This is Loam Hall. 198 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,326 Oh, yes, sir. 199 00:13:16,492 --> 00:13:19,164 - This is Crichton speaking. - Who is it? 200 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:22,044 - It's Mr Woolley. - l'll speak to him. 201 00:13:22,211 --> 00:13:24,381 Very well, My Lady. 202 00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,429 Ernest, where's Catherine? 203 00:13:28,596 --> 00:13:30,683 (INDISTINCT SPEECH OVER PHONE) 204 00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:32,770 Where? 205 00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:35,942 Ernest, have you been drinking? 206 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,990 Father, he says Catherine has been arrested. 207 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:43,329 Arrested? 208 00:13:45,165 --> 00:13:46,835 What? Now, what.... 209 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:49,965 (ERNEST OVER PHONE) Your daughter has been arrested. 210 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,634 Great Scot! 211 00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:54,514 Good heavens, l don't believe it. 212 00:13:54,681 --> 00:13:56,768 Yes, yes, of course, goodbye. 213 00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:59,063 A suffragette. 214 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:03,028 My daughter arrested as a suffragette. 215 00:14:03,194 --> 00:14:07,118 That's what comes of all this darned equality. 216 00:14:09,037 --> 00:14:11,417 (CLAPS HANDS) 217 00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:24,688 ls this a mad house, Henry? 218 00:14:24,854 --> 00:14:26,441 You hobnob with servants. 219 00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,361 You introduced me to a footman. 220 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:31,241 ls it any wonder that your daughter lands in jail? 221 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,994 George. 222 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,554 (DISTANT CLOCK CHIMES) 223 00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:46,432 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 224 00:14:46,598 --> 00:14:48,644 Come in. 225 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:57,158 My Lord, l noticed you were still awake, so l brought you a cup of hot chocolate. 226 00:14:57,324 --> 00:14:59,203 Oh, thank you, Crichton. 227 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,165 Very considerate of you. 228 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,587 Ahem, with respect, My Lord, 229 00:15:04,753 --> 00:15:08,343 l have been giving some thought to Your Lordship's predicament. 230 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:12,892 Might l suggest that in six months, this occurrence will have been forgotten? 231 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:15,772 What about it? It'll be six months of misery. 232 00:15:15,939 --> 00:15:18,443 Uh, if you are still here, My Lord. 233 00:15:18,609 --> 00:15:20,280 You mean, run away? 234 00:15:20,447 --> 00:15:23,285 l had thought a breath of sea air, perhaps. 235 00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:25,163 Oh, yes, the yacht. 236 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,790 The steam yacht. (CHUCKLES) 237 00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:30,171 My dear, Crichton, you are a genius. 238 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,132 Mediterranean, eh? 239 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,887 Somewhat crowded at this time of the year, My Lord. 240 00:15:35,054 --> 00:15:38,017 Oh, all right, the West Indies. 241 00:15:38,184 --> 00:15:41,231 A little further, perhaps. 242 00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:43,234 - South seas? - A happy choice. 243 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,988 Might l suggest that the two young gentlemen 244 00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:47,574 be asked to accompany you? 245 00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:50,496 - Young Woolley and that parson? - Indeed. 246 00:15:50,662 --> 00:15:52,416 What about Brocklehurst? 247 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,212 l hardly think Lady Brocklehurst will allow... 248 00:15:55,378 --> 00:15:58,259 Oh, no. She won't, will she? Ha, ha, splendid. 249 00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,930 Uh, how about staff? 250 00:16:01,096 --> 00:16:03,392 Damned incompetent last trip. 251 00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:07,816 Uh, if you would consider coming yourself this time? 252 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,822 Well, under the circumstances... 253 00:16:11,989 --> 00:16:14,201 Thank you, Crichton. 254 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,789 - And, Crichton? - My Lord. 255 00:16:16,956 --> 00:16:19,126 Are you a good sailor? 256 00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:23,341 l'm a firm believer in the triumph of mind over matter. 257 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,645 What's the ship's head? 258 00:16:30,811 --> 00:16:32,481 Due north, sir. 259 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,151 Steady on that course. 260 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,575 (WIND WHISTLING) 261 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,301 What?! 262 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,763 Oh! l'm sorry, My Lord. 263 00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:55,811 lnclement weather, My Lord. A cup of tea? 264 00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:58,274 No. Bring me a bowl. 265 00:16:58,441 --> 00:17:00,945 - A bowl of what, My Lord? - Just a bowl. 266 00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:03,616 - A large bowl. - Very good. 267 00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:06,537 And, Crichton, you tell that idiotic skipper 268 00:17:06,703 --> 00:17:10,711 to stop rocking the boat or l'll give him his notice. 269 00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:23,273 (PLAYS WALTZ) 270 00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:34,792 Ah, Crichton, you really are a paragon. 271 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,256 - Ice cold? - l trust you will find it so, sir. 272 00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:40,927 - Mm, nectar. - Thank you, sir. 273 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:45,560 Phew! Could be hotter tomorrow. We're near the equator, aren't we? 274 00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:47,897 Some 20 degrees north of it, My Lord. 275 00:17:48,063 --> 00:17:51,152 Our latitude coincides with that of the Hawaiian Islands, 276 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:53,781 which lie some 400 miles to the east. 277 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,534 Oh. Thank you, Crichton. 278 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,915 lsn't he wonderful, Ernest? He knows everything. 279 00:17:59,081 --> 00:18:03,506 - Except how to keep cool, Crichton? - Design yourself a tropical outfit. 280 00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:06,218 Something with an open neck and short sleeves. 281 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:10,601 And the Tweeny too. A few beads and a grass skirt, what? 282 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,854 (CHUCKLES) Indeed, yes, sir. 283 00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,317 Very amusing. 284 00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:17,362 (TREHERNE) Oh, really, Ernest. 285 00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:19,073 (BELL RINGS) 286 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,120 - Do you find it amusing, Crichton? - No, My Lady. 287 00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:23,956 Then why did you say so? 288 00:18:24,122 --> 00:18:26,669 Mr Woolley is the second son of a peer. 289 00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,755 A cooling drink, My Lady. 290 00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:30,467 Thank you. 291 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,764 Crichton. 292 00:18:37,562 --> 00:18:41,276 - What sort of a man are you? - Uh, sort of a man? 293 00:18:41,443 --> 00:18:44,323 - Are you ambitious? - Ambitious for what? 294 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,286 - To better yourself. - My Lady! 295 00:18:47,453 --> 00:18:50,207 l am the son of a butler and a maid. 296 00:18:50,373 --> 00:18:52,211 The happiest of all combinations. 297 00:18:52,378 --> 00:18:56,342 To me the most beautiful thing is the haughty, aristocratic English home 298 00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:58,554 with everyone kept in his place. 299 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,227 - That's not how my father would have it. - Indeed, he would not. 300 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:05,900 He would have equality for all, but what good would that do. 301 00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:08,905 Any satisfaction l might derive from being your equal 302 00:19:09,072 --> 00:19:12,744 would be ruined by the footman being equal to me. 303 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,998 Yes, l see. 304 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,878 - Wouldn't work, would it? - In no circumstances. 305 00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:20,090 ln no circumstances whatever. 306 00:19:20,257 --> 00:19:22,594 No. 307 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,555 Well, thank you, Crichton. 308 00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,559 Thank you, My Lady. 309 00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:38,036 Here, Mr Crichton? 310 00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:40,081 Eliza, what are you doing here? 311 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,794 You know very well this deck is out of bounds. 312 00:19:42,961 --> 00:19:44,463 l'm sorry, sir. 313 00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,885 Ain't the moonlight lovely? 314 00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:50,640 - Isn't, Eliza. Isn't. - Isn't. 315 00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,441 Beads and a grass skirt. 316 00:19:56,608 --> 00:19:58,695 Aye? 317 00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,489 (CRICHTON CHUCKLES) 318 00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:04,079 - Have you ever been kissed, Eliza? - Kissed? 319 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,541 No, Mr Crichton, l haven't. 320 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,087 The first kiss is of paramount importance. 321 00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:10,714 Yes, Mr Crichton. 322 00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:14,262 lt should be the correct mixture of delicacy and passion. 323 00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:15,806 Yes, Mr Crichton. 324 00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:19,521 Designed neither to over-excite nor repel. 325 00:20:20,773 --> 00:20:22,317 Yes, Mr Crichton. 326 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,211 (ELIZA) Oh, Mr Crichton! 327 00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:39,303 (THUNDER RUMBLING AND wIND HowLING) 328 00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:42,141 Mr Spooner, go to the passengers below. 329 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,019 See they're all secure on deck. 330 00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:45,814 (SPOONER) Aye, aye, sir. 331 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:54,244 His Lordship's compliments, Captain. 332 00:20:54,411 --> 00:20:56,707 Yes, yes, l know, but l can't. 333 00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:59,670 This is a ship, not a flaming country mansion. 334 00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:03,217 - And in a storm it rocks about. - Quite so, sir. 335 00:21:03,384 --> 00:21:06,848 lf it'll cheer him up, tell him we're running before the wind 336 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,144 at 200 miles off course. 337 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,938 Very good, Captain. 338 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,359 We shall, l take it, weather the storm. 339 00:21:13,526 --> 00:21:15,738 There's no reason why we shouldn't 340 00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:17,574 unless the engines blow up. 341 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:21,080 (EXPLOSlON, WHISTLE BLOWS) 342 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:22,874 Like that you mean. 343 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,420 Like that. 344 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,180 (BELL RINGING) 345 00:21:31,346 --> 00:21:34,352 Captain's orders. All passengers to boat stations! 346 00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,440 (MAN) Come out this way. 347 00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:40,236 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 348 00:21:40,403 --> 00:21:42,782 (CRICHTON) Pick your boat. Don't run. 349 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:47,331 (BELL RINGING) 350 00:21:47,497 --> 00:21:50,545 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND SHOUTING) 351 00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:59,142 (CRICHTON) Hurry, My Lady. Hurry. 352 00:22:03,024 --> 00:22:04,401 (LOAM) Come in. 353 00:22:04,568 --> 00:22:07,614 This is a fine time of night to be shipwrecked. 354 00:22:07,781 --> 00:22:10,286 Hurry, My Lord. There's a distinct list to port. 355 00:22:10,451 --> 00:22:14,167 Where's Rolleston? l refuse to leave this ship without my shoes. 356 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,003 Oh, dear! 357 00:22:17,965 --> 00:22:20,845 Abandon ship, take to the boats. 358 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:22,973 No need to panic, Crichton. 359 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:24,684 Don't panic. 360 00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:29,025 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 361 00:22:33,489 --> 00:22:35,452 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 362 00:22:35,619 --> 00:22:37,038 Where's the Tweeny? 363 00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:38,874 Never mind her. Get in. 364 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:40,710 Come on, hurry. 365 00:22:44,049 --> 00:22:45,510 Lower the boat. 366 00:22:45,676 --> 00:22:47,931 Can't, sir. Waiting for Captain's order. 367 00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:51,186 l own this ship. Do as you're told. 368 00:22:53,857 --> 00:22:55,318 (ALL SHRIEK) 369 00:22:57,946 --> 00:22:59,491 Eliza? 370 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,842 Eliza, wake up. 371 00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:12,137 (ELIZA MOANS) 372 00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:17,354 Oh, Mr Crichton. 373 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,274 Not now, Eliza. 374 00:23:22,362 --> 00:23:25,784 (SHRIEKS) Oh, Mr Crichton. What happened? 375 00:23:25,951 --> 00:23:27,454 (CRICHTON) Come on, quickly. 376 00:23:29,206 --> 00:23:31,001 (CAPTAIN) Pull her away. 377 00:23:32,587 --> 00:23:36,009 - Wait there, Eliza. - Yes, Mr Crichton. 378 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,478 All boats have gone. We'll have to jump. 379 00:23:42,645 --> 00:23:47,320 - But l can't swim, Mr Crichton. - l will look after you, come on. 380 00:23:49,991 --> 00:23:52,370 Jump. 381 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:58,254 (ELIZA) Help, Mr Crichton. 382 00:23:59,381 --> 00:24:04,097 Come on, Eliza. Keep your head up. Come on. 383 00:24:04,263 --> 00:24:05,975 Mr Crichton, l can't... 384 00:24:06,142 --> 00:24:08,772 (CRICHTON) Keep going. 385 00:24:08,937 --> 00:24:12,611 (MAN) l've got you, Ernest. That's all right. Haul them onboard. 386 00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:15,032 Come on, young lady. We've got you. 387 00:24:15,198 --> 00:24:18,496 (OTHERS) Pull, pull, pull. 388 00:24:22,209 --> 00:24:24,381 (INDISTINCT DIALOGUE) 389 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:28,971 Well, Crichton, what's going on? What were you doing in the water? 390 00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:32,310 l beg your pardon, My Lord. l was unexpectedly delayed. 391 00:24:32,477 --> 00:24:35,273 You should be in the staff boat, not with us. 392 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,195 l am very sorry, sir. Can l withdraw, My Lord? 393 00:24:38,361 --> 00:24:40,073 Don't be an ass, sit down. 394 00:24:40,239 --> 00:24:42,535 All right, go away. 395 00:24:43,495 --> 00:24:45,415 Ouch! 396 00:24:45,582 --> 00:24:47,585 Has anyone got any nail scissors? 397 00:24:47,751 --> 00:24:50,256 Oh. Come on, come on. 398 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,666 Any sign of anything, Crichton? 399 00:25:11,832 --> 00:25:14,337 No, sir. We appear to be alone. 400 00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:16,466 Where are the other boats? 401 00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:19,930 l fear we drifted apart during the night, My Lord. 402 00:25:20,096 --> 00:25:23,311 lf indeed we are not the sole survivors. 403 00:25:23,476 --> 00:25:26,107 Well, it's a lovely afternoon, anyway. 404 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,861 Crichton, who is this person? 405 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,739 Her name is Eliza, My Lady. 406 00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:33,202 And what is her position in the household? 407 00:25:33,368 --> 00:25:35,122 l'm the Tweeny, Your Ladyship. 408 00:25:35,287 --> 00:25:37,417 - The what? - A 'tween maid, My Lady. 409 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:41,424 That is to say she is not strictly speaking at the moment anything. 410 00:25:41,591 --> 00:25:44,512 Are we to understand you two are keeping company? 411 00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:47,893 - My Lady, a butler don't keep company. - Indeed. 412 00:25:48,058 --> 00:25:51,106 Let us say, l have cast a favourable eye upon her. 413 00:25:51,273 --> 00:25:52,901 Land! Look. 414 00:25:53,068 --> 00:25:55,655 lf you please, Mr John, sir. 415 00:25:57,533 --> 00:26:00,246 - (LOAM) Is it land, Crichton? - Undoubtedly. 416 00:26:00,413 --> 00:26:04,628 - (TREHERNE) How long till we reach it? - We should be ashore before long. 417 00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:06,965 But we can't go ashore like this. 418 00:26:07,131 --> 00:26:09,678 How can we meet the governor in our condition? 419 00:26:09,845 --> 00:26:12,099 - My hair's a sight. - What will we wear? 420 00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:15,646 Are we to stay in government house without a maid between us. 421 00:26:15,813 --> 00:26:19,027 lf l might suggest, My Lady, as a temporary expedient. 422 00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:21,698 - What? - Mr Crichton, l couldn't. 423 00:26:21,865 --> 00:26:24,369 Her manners are deplorable, 424 00:26:24,535 --> 00:26:27,290 but she has a homely appearance and a heart of gold. 425 00:26:27,456 --> 00:26:29,962 Possibly, but l am afraid she will not do. 426 00:26:30,128 --> 00:26:31,965 - Quite impossible. - Quite. 427 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,681 Well, what do you see? 428 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:40,896 Palm trees, My Lord. White sands and palm trees. 429 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,547 (CRICHTON) This is as far as it will go. 430 00:26:56,714 --> 00:26:59,134 Where is everyone? They must have seen us. 431 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,720 How do we get out? 432 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:03,725 May l suggest that the gentlemen carry the ladies. 433 00:27:03,891 --> 00:27:05,687 (TREHERNE) Huh? 434 00:27:05,854 --> 00:27:08,900 Yes, of course, that's a splendid idea. Ernest? 435 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:11,238 Don't rush it, old chap. 436 00:27:11,405 --> 00:27:15,369 lt's beautifully warm. Lovely spot for bathing this. 437 00:27:15,536 --> 00:27:19,251 Right-o, Cathy, old girl. Come to Daddy. Come on, then. 438 00:27:19,418 --> 00:27:21,337 There we are. 439 00:27:21,504 --> 00:27:23,424 (TREHERNE) Come, Agatha. 440 00:27:25,635 --> 00:27:27,848 (MARY) Crichton? (CRICHTON) My Lady. 441 00:27:30,895 --> 00:27:32,982 l beg your pardon, My Lady. 442 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,163 Coming for a paddle, sir. 443 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,292 - Is it stony? - l don't think so. 444 00:27:44,459 --> 00:27:46,671 Well, thank heaven for that. 445 00:27:51,011 --> 00:27:52,681 Come, Eliza. 446 00:27:52,847 --> 00:27:56,520 - Mr Crichton, l can get out by myself. - Come along. 447 00:28:01,153 --> 00:28:03,156 (ELIZA GIGGLES) 448 00:28:13,046 --> 00:28:14,508 (LOAM) Well, then, 449 00:28:14,674 --> 00:28:18,348 the first thing is to discover where we are. 450 00:28:18,514 --> 00:28:20,852 - Crichton? - (CRICHTON) My Lord. 451 00:28:22,312 --> 00:28:24,650 Locate the nearest town, find some transport 452 00:28:24,816 --> 00:28:27,613 - and bring it back with you. - Very good, My Lord. 453 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,367 May l mention the boat? 454 00:28:30,533 --> 00:28:32,579 Yes, yes, l will see to that. 455 00:28:32,746 --> 00:28:35,793 You two, bring her in and tie it up to something. 456 00:28:35,959 --> 00:28:38,464 All right, sir. 457 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:42,679 Now then, Crichton, get along with you. 458 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,435 This one will do. 459 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,232 Have you got enough string? 460 00:28:54,281 --> 00:28:55,868 There we are. Splendid. 461 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,497 Rather good. 462 00:29:10,809 --> 00:29:13,981 Look out, you idiots. The boat. 463 00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:25,249 (MONKEY CHATTERING) 464 00:29:29,923 --> 00:29:32,428 (MONKEY CHATTERING) 465 00:29:38,187 --> 00:29:41,234 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 466 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,125 (MARY) Girl. 467 00:29:54,004 --> 00:29:56,592 - Me, Your Ladyship? - Come here. 468 00:29:59,179 --> 00:30:02,894 lf you are going to be our maid, you should make yourself useful. 469 00:30:03,061 --> 00:30:04,814 Are your hands clean? 470 00:30:06,984 --> 00:30:09,822 Very well. You may comb my hair. 471 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:13,537 Well, l'll do my best, Your Ladyship. 472 00:30:15,289 --> 00:30:16,959 Tied it to a turtle. 473 00:30:17,126 --> 00:30:19,672 - Of all the... - Sir, don't go on about it. 474 00:30:19,838 --> 00:30:22,885 Do you realise it may be hours before we're picked up? 475 00:30:23,052 --> 00:30:24,555 Not hours, sir, surely. 476 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,393 We may even have to stay here all night. 477 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,521 All night. 478 00:30:45,547 --> 00:30:47,676 (CRICHTON) My Lord, the boat. 479 00:30:47,843 --> 00:30:49,763 (TREHERNE) We know about that. 480 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:52,225 l tied it to a turtle. 481 00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:54,437 Never mind about the boat. 482 00:30:54,604 --> 00:30:56,232 Did you find the town? 483 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:58,986 No, My Lord. There is no town. 484 00:30:59,153 --> 00:31:03,201 - Don't be absurd, Crichton. - We are on an uninhabited island. 485 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:07,166 - You mean there is no one here at all? - There are birds, animals, 486 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,336 possibly, reptiles. 487 00:31:09,503 --> 00:31:12,008 But that is all. We are alone. 488 00:31:13,635 --> 00:31:15,847 What will we do? We can't stay here. 489 00:31:16,014 --> 00:31:17,391 lt will be dark soon. 490 00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:19,061 John? 491 00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:22,400 Crichton, what...? 492 00:31:22,567 --> 00:31:25,446 Father, you are the head of the family. 493 00:31:25,612 --> 00:31:28,076 - You must give the orders. - Orders? 494 00:31:28,243 --> 00:31:30,788 lf we've got to stay here, we must arrange 495 00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:34,252 - food and sleeping accommodation. - Yes, all right. 496 00:31:34,418 --> 00:31:37,758 Let's get into the shade and then we must find some food. 497 00:31:37,925 --> 00:31:40,095 Their must be some berries or something. 498 00:31:40,262 --> 00:31:42,808 Come on. 499 00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:46,147 Go along, Eliza. Go along. 500 00:31:49,526 --> 00:31:52,240 Are you sure there's nobody else on the island. 501 00:31:52,406 --> 00:31:53,868 Sure, My Lady. 502 00:31:54,034 --> 00:31:57,081 How long do you think it will be before we are rescued? 503 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,168 We were driven far off our course, 504 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:02,173 many miles from the regular shipping routes. 505 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:05,429 l see. Thank you. 506 00:32:06,513 --> 00:32:08,266 My Lady... 507 00:32:09,351 --> 00:32:11,104 Don't give up. 508 00:32:11,313 --> 00:32:13,901 How dare you, Crichton? 509 00:32:28,966 --> 00:32:31,555 The darn thing won't catch. 510 00:32:31,722 --> 00:32:34,894 - Who told you about this, Woolley? - l read it somewhere. 511 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,563 lt takes time, you know. 512 00:32:36,729 --> 00:32:39,067 The sun will be down in another hour. 513 00:32:39,234 --> 00:32:41,070 Phew! This is exhausting. 514 00:32:41,236 --> 00:32:44,075 - Sure it can be done? - Yes, it's the friction. 515 00:32:44,242 --> 00:32:47,498 - That's what the book says. - l'd like to meet the author. 516 00:32:47,664 --> 00:32:50,002 lt will be dark soon. We need a fire. 517 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,422 - You suppose there are snakes? - Don't. 518 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,404 - Waste of time. - (CRICHTON) Allow me. 519 00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:10,243 Would you mind clearing the sun, please? 520 00:33:10,409 --> 00:33:11,829 And dry grass, Eliza. 521 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:18,382 Your spectacles, My Lord. 522 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,867 There you are, l told you. Simple. 523 00:33:35,034 --> 00:33:37,621 Yes, sir, when you know how. 524 00:33:37,787 --> 00:33:40,251 Shall l prepare the sleeping quarters now? 525 00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:45,301 Yes, yes, if you will. Thank you, Crichton. 526 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,897 - You comfortable? - It's a lovely bed. 527 00:34:21,943 --> 00:34:24,281 l think you're wonderful Mr Crichton. 528 00:34:25,909 --> 00:34:28,121 You are a good little soul, Eliza. 529 00:34:32,377 --> 00:34:34,965 - l am not half hungry. - Not half? 530 00:34:35,132 --> 00:34:36,885 Oh, lor, l'm at it again. 531 00:34:37,051 --> 00:34:38,513 lt's all right. 532 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,603 No, it's no good. l am just a common bit of rubbish. 533 00:34:42,769 --> 00:34:45,232 l use all the wrong words, don't l? 534 00:34:45,398 --> 00:34:48,947 l try not to, especially when you are around. 535 00:34:49,698 --> 00:34:51,200 l shouldn't worry about it. 536 00:34:51,366 --> 00:34:52,995 Trouble is l like them. 537 00:34:53,161 --> 00:34:55,499 l gloat over them when l'm by myself. 538 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:59,631 ''Blimey,'' l says, and ''Cor, lumme.'' 539 00:35:00,548 --> 00:35:02,552 And ''not half.'' 540 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,265 You know, all the time l was getting wet, 541 00:35:05,431 --> 00:35:06,893 l was praying to myself, 542 00:35:07,059 --> 00:35:10,941 ''Oh, Lord, let it be an island what it's natural to be vulgar on.'' 543 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,071 That's the sort l am, sir. 544 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:17,535 Uh, l'd best give me up if l was you. 545 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:19,831 l won't give you up, Eliza. 546 00:35:19,998 --> 00:35:22,961 We will fight your vulgarity together. 547 00:35:24,672 --> 00:35:28,136 Cor. There ain't never be no one like you ever. 548 00:35:28,303 --> 00:35:31,391 Yes, well, you better lie down and get some sleep. 549 00:35:32,769 --> 00:35:36,900 Mr Crichton, it is safe here, ain't it? 550 00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:39,697 We won't all get eaten alive in our beds? 551 00:35:39,863 --> 00:35:42,284 Hey, don't you worry, Eliza. 552 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:44,663 l will be keeping watch. 553 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,432 Uh, clement weather, My Lord. 554 00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:24,645 - What's that? - Uh, coconut. 555 00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:27,901 - Revolting. - Windfall, l am afraid, My Lord. 556 00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:31,406 - Later on we may hope for fresher fruit. - Nothing to drink? 557 00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:34,787 There's a fresh water spring some distance along the beach. 558 00:36:34,954 --> 00:36:38,168 - Where's the, um...? - Follow me, My Lord. 559 00:36:47,265 --> 00:36:50,020 (WOMEN GIGGLING) 560 00:36:54,026 --> 00:36:56,907 (TREHERNE) Sure this is the right way? (ERNEST) Positive. 561 00:36:57,073 --> 00:36:59,661 (AGATHA) l can see all sorts of fish. 562 00:36:59,827 --> 00:37:02,708 Look! Ernest, John?! 563 00:37:02,874 --> 00:37:05,128 (ALL SCREAM) 564 00:37:11,389 --> 00:37:13,642 No use. The darn thing is too tight. 565 00:37:13,808 --> 00:37:16,981 l am very sorry, My Lord. l have a small foot. 566 00:37:17,148 --> 00:37:19,569 This is a pretty kettle of fish, Crichton. 567 00:37:19,736 --> 00:37:22,031 - We can survive, My Lord. - You think so? 568 00:37:22,197 --> 00:37:24,118 Others have with courage and good leadership. 569 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:28,041 - Without adequate food or shelter? - We shall have both before long. 570 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:32,215 - l don't see how you'll manage it. - l'm not the only man in the party. 571 00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:35,971 How do you think l'm gonna get Treherne and Woolley to work? 572 00:37:36,846 --> 00:37:39,101 - If l might suggest it, My Lord. - Eh? 573 00:37:39,268 --> 00:37:41,313 No work, no dinner. 574 00:37:41,479 --> 00:37:43,483 And what about us, Crichton? 575 00:37:43,649 --> 00:37:46,613 Are my sisters and l included in your curious rules? 576 00:37:46,779 --> 00:37:49,493 Not my rules, My Lady. Fate makes its own rules. 577 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:52,790 The perfect servant now considers that we are all equal? 578 00:37:52,956 --> 00:37:54,418 Most certainly not, My Lady. 579 00:37:54,584 --> 00:37:57,297 l always maintain that in all the circumstances 580 00:37:57,464 --> 00:38:00,219 there must be one to command and others to obey. 581 00:38:06,979 --> 00:38:09,025 No work, no dinner, eh? 582 00:38:09,191 --> 00:38:11,404 Well, it's worth trying. 583 00:38:14,491 --> 00:38:16,829 What good is it without matches? 584 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,667 By the time we get it going, the ship will be out of sight. 585 00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:22,631 - If a ship ever comes. - That Crichton... 586 00:38:22,797 --> 00:38:27,555 - He is getting too big for his boots. - l wish he were, then l could have them. 587 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:34,150 (ERNEST) It's a ship. John, it's a ship. 588 00:38:34,315 --> 00:38:35,986 lt's a ship, we're saved. 589 00:38:36,153 --> 00:38:38,782 - Light the beacon. - No, tell the others. 590 00:38:38,948 --> 00:38:40,326 This way. 591 00:38:46,794 --> 00:38:49,174 (ALL SHOUTING) 592 00:38:56,518 --> 00:38:58,773 (ALL SHOUTING) Here, here. 593 00:38:59,483 --> 00:39:01,194 lt's the yacht. It's our yacht. 594 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,741 - What is it doing here? - It's going to hit the rocks. 595 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:06,369 (BELL RINGING) 596 00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:08,038 (CRASH) 597 00:39:08,204 --> 00:39:09,624 (ALL) Oh... 598 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:14,215 That damn skipper, the lunatic. Call that navigation! l'll have him in jail. 599 00:39:14,381 --> 00:39:17,512 There's no skipper. There's nobody aboard. 600 00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:19,474 - What? - Well, we abandoned her. 601 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,143 She is going down. 602 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:23,397 Well, l can't look. 603 00:39:25,525 --> 00:39:27,362 (LOAM) Our last hope gone. 604 00:39:27,528 --> 00:39:29,782 We'd better get back to the camp. 605 00:39:31,659 --> 00:39:35,125 Crichton, have you gone mad? 606 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,378 Go and make yourself decent at once. 607 00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:39,215 l beg your pardon, My Lord. 608 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:42,220 l must get out to the wreck before she sinks. 609 00:39:42,386 --> 00:39:45,433 - Can anyone else swim? - Good Lord, no. Not a stroke. 610 00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:48,772 l can, a little. l might be able to get there. 611 00:39:48,939 --> 00:39:52,570 Well, we won't risk it this time, My Lady. 612 00:40:02,002 --> 00:40:04,798 (SHOUTING) Hey, Mr Crichton, you be careful. 613 00:40:04,964 --> 00:40:06,468 What...? 614 00:40:06,634 --> 00:40:08,888 What an extraordinary fellow he is? 615 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:16,192 l wouldn't mind wagering you, he'll get there. 616 00:40:16,358 --> 00:40:19,698 (SHOUTING) Go on, Mr Crichton. You can do it. 617 00:40:23,579 --> 00:40:26,584 (ALL CHEERING) 618 00:40:28,503 --> 00:40:30,173 (ALL) Hey! Hurray! 619 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:32,802 (LOAM) Well done, Crichton. 620 00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:38,353 - Don't he look lovely? - Oh, don't he? 621 00:40:48,202 --> 00:40:51,166 (CRICHTON) That will do gentlemen. Thank you. 622 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,173 She seems to be holding well, My Lord. 623 00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:57,092 We should salvage a great deal. 624 00:40:57,258 --> 00:40:59,930 Congratulations, my dear fellow. Splendid effort. 625 00:41:00,097 --> 00:41:02,643 You didn't find my cigars, by any chance? 626 00:41:02,809 --> 00:41:06,191 l didn't look for them. Would you give me a hand, please? 627 00:41:06,358 --> 00:41:09,947 l want to get it out to her again before the tide rises. 628 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:18,878 (MARY) Crichton? (CRICHTON) My Lady. 629 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,257 l suppose you didn't bring us any clothes. 630 00:41:21,424 --> 00:41:22,843 No. 631 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:25,013 But needles and thread. 632 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:27,392 You will find them useful. 633 00:41:30,605 --> 00:41:32,400 Your slippers, l believe, Eliza. 634 00:41:32,566 --> 00:41:36,115 - Oh, thank you, Mr Crichton. - Would you mind lending a hand? 635 00:41:36,281 --> 00:41:37,993 Crichton, wait. 636 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,789 Father, axes and lanterns are all very well. 637 00:41:40,955 --> 00:41:43,961 l insist upon Crichton bringing us some clothing. 638 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,505 Hear. Hear. 639 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:48,301 Some sheets and pillow cases for our beds. 640 00:41:48,468 --> 00:41:51,682 - Table linen too. - And what about our dinner service, eh? 641 00:41:51,848 --> 00:41:56,064 - Well, uh... - (MARY) Father, you are in charge here. 642 00:41:56,231 --> 00:41:57,692 Well, My Lord? 643 00:41:57,859 --> 00:41:59,528 Well, uh... 644 00:41:59,694 --> 00:42:02,783 ..do as they say and get what you can. 645 00:42:04,578 --> 00:42:06,331 Very good. 646 00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:23,025 - What's that? - Coconut, My Lord. 647 00:42:23,191 --> 00:42:25,946 - We had coconut for lunch. - And for breakfast. 648 00:42:26,113 --> 00:42:29,452 But this is diced. At luncheon, it was shredded. 649 00:42:29,619 --> 00:42:31,706 You must have found food on the yacht. 650 00:42:31,873 --> 00:42:34,377 l brought back what l was instructed to, sir. 651 00:42:34,544 --> 00:42:36,505 Crichton, you forget yourself. 652 00:42:36,671 --> 00:42:38,592 - Do l, My Lady? - What's this? 653 00:42:38,758 --> 00:42:41,388 Are you questioning my orders, Crichton? 654 00:42:41,554 --> 00:42:44,226 My Lord, we're not in England now. 655 00:42:44,393 --> 00:42:47,482 We are on a desolate island, miles from anywhere. 656 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:50,821 lf we are not very careful, we'll all die on it. 657 00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:52,615 That's no concern of yours. 658 00:42:52,782 --> 00:42:56,538 For now on, l shall give the orders and you will obey them. 659 00:42:57,957 --> 00:43:01,171 With the deepest respect, My Lord, no. 660 00:43:01,337 --> 00:43:03,842 - What did you say? - l said no, My Lord. 661 00:43:04,008 --> 00:43:07,598 Did you? You can take a month's wages in lieu of notice, 662 00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:10,520 and don't come to me for a reference. 663 00:43:10,685 --> 00:43:14,359 My Lady, you cannot manage on your own. None of you can. 664 00:43:14,526 --> 00:43:19,034 - You flatter yourself, Crichton. - (LOAM) That's all, you can go. 665 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,289 - Very well, My Lord. - If he goes, l am going too. 666 00:43:22,456 --> 00:43:24,125 Don't be stupid, girl. 667 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:26,212 - l mean it. - You must stay here. 668 00:43:26,378 --> 00:43:28,758 With this lot, not likely. 669 00:43:28,924 --> 00:43:32,472 - (AGATHA) If she goes, who will...? - Agatha. 670 00:43:32,638 --> 00:43:35,978 Well, what are you waiting for? 671 00:43:39,858 --> 00:43:41,570 Your pardon, My Lady. 672 00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:57,555 Uh, l suppose we better get on with dinner. 673 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,269 Mr Crichton! 674 00:44:32,486 --> 00:44:34,282 (GRUNTS) 675 00:44:43,087 --> 00:44:45,676 Finished. 676 00:44:54,148 --> 00:44:56,068 (PIG SQUEALS) 677 00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:03,956 (MARY) Oh...! 678 00:45:06,376 --> 00:45:07,837 Really, Ernest! 679 00:45:08,839 --> 00:45:12,303 (SOBS) 680 00:45:18,187 --> 00:45:19,857 No fire, 681 00:45:20,023 --> 00:45:21,651 no shelter 682 00:45:21,818 --> 00:45:23,446 and coconut. 683 00:45:25,198 --> 00:45:28,287 - Now what is it? - l can smell something. 684 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,917 - So can l. - Cooking. 685 00:45:31,082 --> 00:45:33,921 By heaven, it's roast pork! 686 00:45:34,087 --> 00:45:37,845 - It's coming from over there. - It's coming from the bay. 687 00:45:40,641 --> 00:45:43,145 (LOAM) It's coming from over there. 688 00:45:52,993 --> 00:45:55,749 Pork chops. They have got pork chops. 689 00:45:55,916 --> 00:45:58,170 And onions. 690 00:45:58,337 --> 00:46:01,926 - l can't bear it. l am going to him. - Father, if you do, 691 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:06,725 - l'll never speak to you again. - Mary, pork chops. 692 00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:30,598 My Lady, won't you come down? 693 00:46:30,765 --> 00:46:32,685 And admit that you have won? 694 00:46:32,851 --> 00:46:34,396 l'd rather die first. 695 00:47:03,985 --> 00:47:07,450 Eliza, one pork chop between two. 696 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,662 Yes, Mr Crichton. 697 00:47:31,698 --> 00:47:33,868 (SPLUTTERING) 698 00:47:36,705 --> 00:47:40,337 (CRIES OUT) 699 00:47:42,758 --> 00:47:45,345 (MARY) Oh, Crichton, help. 700 00:47:45,511 --> 00:47:47,849 Crichton! 701 00:47:49,226 --> 00:47:51,814 Keep swimming, My Lady, you're doing splendidly. 702 00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:54,026 No, l can't. l can't. 703 00:47:54,193 --> 00:47:55,946 Yes, you can. Go on. 704 00:47:56,112 --> 00:47:57,949 Oh, Crichton, you stupid... 705 00:47:58,115 --> 00:48:00,453 Up, My Lady, Yoo-hoo. 706 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,415 Temper! 707 00:48:02,582 --> 00:48:06,046 Now then, My Lady. Not much further. Gently does it. 708 00:48:06,213 --> 00:48:08,675 Oh, l'll never forgive you for this. Never. 709 00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:10,386 Don't talk. Swim. 710 00:48:10,552 --> 00:48:11,972 (MARY COUGHS) 711 00:48:12,138 --> 00:48:15,269 (CRICHTON) Keep your chin up. That's better. 712 00:48:19,108 --> 00:48:20,486 (CRICHTON) There you are. 713 00:48:20,652 --> 00:48:23,533 You never know what you can do until you try. 714 00:48:26,328 --> 00:48:28,458 Here you are, My Lady, drink this. 715 00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,127 This will warm you up. 716 00:48:30,294 --> 00:48:33,007 (COUGHS) 717 00:48:33,173 --> 00:48:36,346 Oh, l might have drowned. 718 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:39,434 - And you'd have left me. - Would l? l wonder. 719 00:48:39,601 --> 00:48:42,564 - What did you come here for? - Oh, doesn't matter. 720 00:48:42,731 --> 00:48:46,654 l am iust curious. It's a long way for scented soap and silk stockings. 721 00:48:46,821 --> 00:48:51,036 l wanted some food and something warm to wear 722 00:48:51,203 --> 00:48:52,748 and a pair of shoes. 723 00:48:52,914 --> 00:48:56,587 No shoes, l'm afraid. Your cabin is underwater. 724 00:48:56,754 --> 00:48:59,175 - You did try, then? - Well... 725 00:49:00,175 --> 00:49:02,514 Of course, l did. 726 00:49:02,681 --> 00:49:04,893 Thank you. 727 00:49:05,059 --> 00:49:08,732 That's all right, My Lady, you are learning quickly. 728 00:49:08,899 --> 00:49:11,320 l'll try and find you something else. 729 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,919 No! 730 00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:23,423 Crichton, Crichton, come back, Crichton. 731 00:49:23,589 --> 00:49:25,009 Oh, Crichton! 732 00:49:26,011 --> 00:49:27,471 Dear, Crichton! 733 00:49:27,638 --> 00:49:29,057 (SPLASHING) 734 00:49:32,019 --> 00:49:34,065 There we are, try this for size. 735 00:49:38,656 --> 00:49:40,409 Oh, Crichton. 736 00:49:40,576 --> 00:49:42,162 (MARY CRIES) 737 00:49:42,329 --> 00:49:45,417 lt's all right, My Lady. It's all right. 738 00:50:02,570 --> 00:50:04,657 (HORSE NEIGHS) 739 00:50:06,327 --> 00:50:10,083 My friends, it is now nearly two years 740 00:50:10,249 --> 00:50:12,879 since we received the woeful news, 741 00:50:13,046 --> 00:50:17,470 that the good ship Bluebell had encountered disaster, 742 00:50:17,637 --> 00:50:22,103 followed by the tragic tidings concerning Lord Loam, 743 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:25,358 his family and others. 744 00:50:25,525 --> 00:50:28,613 We give thanks that the gallant captain and his crew 745 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:34,289 and all his other passengers were so providentially rescued. 746 00:50:34,456 --> 00:50:36,668 We are further honoured today 747 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:40,424 by the presence amongst us of a great lady. 748 00:50:40,591 --> 00:50:43,554 The Countess of Brocklehurst was the first 749 00:50:43,721 --> 00:50:47,269 to contribute to the Loam Memorial Fund. 750 00:50:47,436 --> 00:50:51,818 lndeed, so generously that l am happy to tell you 751 00:50:51,984 --> 00:50:55,908 there was quite a little piece Ieftover for the Organ Fund. 752 00:50:56,074 --> 00:50:58,579 Well, as you all know there were plans afoot 753 00:50:58,745 --> 00:51:01,751 for Lord Loam's eldest girl to have married my son. 754 00:51:01,918 --> 00:51:04,505 Now she is at the bottom of the sea. 755 00:51:04,672 --> 00:51:06,425 And he... 756 00:51:06,591 --> 00:51:08,220 He is broken hearted. 757 00:51:08,387 --> 00:51:10,432 Ahem, absolutely. 758 00:51:10,598 --> 00:51:13,437 So in memory to Lord Loam and his three daughters, 759 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:16,817 the two young men and Crichton, the butler... 760 00:51:16,983 --> 00:51:20,699 - (WHISPERS) And the Tweeny. - Very well. And another young person, 761 00:51:20,866 --> 00:51:23,078 l now declare this bizarre... 762 00:51:23,243 --> 00:51:25,540 l now unveil this memorial. 763 00:51:30,422 --> 00:51:33,344 (BAND PLAYS cHoPIN's FuNERAL mARcH) 764 00:51:54,337 --> 00:51:57,133 - Hello, sir. - Morning, Tweeny. 765 00:52:22,633 --> 00:52:24,553 (LOAM COUGHS) 766 00:52:26,098 --> 00:52:27,934 Good morning, Governor. 767 00:52:28,769 --> 00:52:30,814 - Clement weather. - Good. 768 00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:32,733 - Thanks, Daddy. - Ahem. 769 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,655 l'll be interested to hear what you think of that. 770 00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:38,117 What is it? l like that. It's good. 771 00:52:38,283 --> 00:52:39,912 Thanks, Governor. 772 00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:43,376 lt's that new seaweed you found. It gives it a tang. 773 00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:44,962 That's it. 774 00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:47,925 Daddy, how are you feeling today? Any complaints? 775 00:52:48,091 --> 00:52:49,594 l walked across just now 776 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,641 and stood on the spot where we landed. 777 00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:55,270 Two years ago today. Oh, my goodness! 778 00:52:55,436 --> 00:52:57,107 You've worked miracles, Guv. 779 00:52:57,274 --> 00:53:00,988 - That includes giving you a waist line. . (LoAm LAucHs) 780 00:53:01,154 --> 00:53:03,242 (CUCKOO CALLS) 781 00:53:03,408 --> 00:53:05,329 l woke you early this morning, Guv. 782 00:53:05,495 --> 00:53:07,499 - You're ready for your bath? - Yes. 783 00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:10,253 l've put a new shell in your razor. 784 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:13,008 Good. Thank you. 785 00:53:13,174 --> 00:53:17,933 (SINGS INDISTINCTLY TO HIMSELF) 786 00:53:23,775 --> 00:53:27,532 (BLOWS NOTE ON SHELL) 787 00:53:31,412 --> 00:53:34,668 (HUMS TO HIMSELF) 788 00:53:56,996 --> 00:54:00,127 (WATER BUBBLING) 789 00:54:23,457 --> 00:54:26,211 (AGATHA) Hello, Guv. (CATHERINE) Morning! 790 00:54:26,377 --> 00:54:28,215 (CRICHTON) Morning, girls. 791 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:32,096 What's all this? 792 00:54:32,263 --> 00:54:35,017 - Happy second anniversary, Guv. - Ah... 793 00:54:35,477 --> 00:54:38,022 - With our love. - Bless you're heart. 794 00:54:38,188 --> 00:54:40,735 - From the top orchard? - Should be a good crop. 795 00:54:40,901 --> 00:54:43,239 No surprise, all the work you've put in. 796 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,161 - How's the barley? - We should harvest it next week. 797 00:54:46,328 --> 00:54:48,540 l'm planning the new work schedule today. 798 00:54:48,706 --> 00:54:50,835 That's a smart outfit you've got on. 799 00:54:51,002 --> 00:54:53,089 - Like it? - Hmm, delightful. 800 00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:54,842 l designed it myself. 801 00:54:55,008 --> 00:54:58,431 Bit on the short side there. You'll be giving the men ideas. 802 00:54:58,597 --> 00:55:01,227 - You think so? . (cRIcHToN LAucHs) 803 00:55:01,394 --> 00:55:03,481 l think you both look charming. 804 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,776 ln fact, if l had to choose... 805 00:55:07,069 --> 00:55:09,908 - Breakfast won't be long, Guv. - Thanks, Daddy. 806 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,828 All right, girls, back to work. 807 00:55:11,995 --> 00:55:13,622 Oh, Guv... 808 00:55:16,502 --> 00:55:20,175 - Mary is late. l'm sorry. - Oh, that's all right. 809 00:55:20,342 --> 00:55:23,263 - l'll put these in water. - Thank you. 810 00:55:36,493 --> 00:55:39,331 There you are. How's that for the Governor's lunch? 811 00:55:39,498 --> 00:55:41,376 They'll do. 812 00:55:41,543 --> 00:55:44,590 Don't dirty my floor. Daddy has just swept it. 813 00:55:44,757 --> 00:55:48,430 - If l dirty it, l'll sweep it again. - l'd like to see you. 814 00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:51,101 Don't be beastly to me. l adore you. 815 00:55:51,266 --> 00:55:55,691 - Ernie, shut up. - Tweeny... 816 00:55:55,858 --> 00:55:59,573 l've been meaning to say, but it's so difficult to get you alone. 817 00:55:59,739 --> 00:56:02,244 Oh, do you mind out, Ernie, look, l'm cooking. 818 00:56:02,411 --> 00:56:06,292 Tweeny, l know l was a complete ass when you first knew me, eh? 819 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:09,130 - l'm no great shakes even now. - Oh, Ernie. 820 00:56:09,297 --> 00:56:12,845 There's a perfect site for a bungalow down by Porcupine Creek. 821 00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:15,516 l built it just the way you wanted it. 822 00:56:15,683 --> 00:56:19,773 l'm iolly good at making furniture, and l do love you so very much. 823 00:56:19,938 --> 00:56:21,359 l've forgotten... 824 00:56:22,861 --> 00:56:26,116 Ernie, are you asking me to walk out with you? 825 00:56:26,282 --> 00:56:28,328 Oh, Tweeny, if only you would. 826 00:56:28,495 --> 00:56:31,208 - But what about Catherine? - Um.... 827 00:56:31,374 --> 00:56:34,422 Cathy's all right but she's not in your class. 828 00:56:34,588 --> 00:56:37,552 - Besides... - Besides, what? 829 00:56:37,718 --> 00:56:40,181 Well, she's got her eye on the Guv. 830 00:56:40,347 --> 00:56:41,850 Oh, has she (?!) 831 00:56:42,016 --> 00:56:43,979 Well, she can take it off again. 832 00:56:44,146 --> 00:56:45,857 l see. 833 00:56:46,023 --> 00:56:49,154 l'm sorry, Ernie. That's the way it is. 834 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,366 Hmm, that's all right. 835 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,910 Has he said anything? 836 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:56,166 Not yet. But he will. 837 00:56:58,336 --> 00:57:00,047 Oh, don't keep on so. 838 00:57:00,213 --> 00:57:02,843 - (ERNEST) Hmm? - Oh! Get out! 839 00:57:11,357 --> 00:57:13,527 Oh, Guv, 840 00:57:13,693 --> 00:57:15,823 please choose me. 841 00:57:18,577 --> 00:57:20,497 Hello, Guv. 842 00:57:23,335 --> 00:57:26,465 - (CRICHTON) Hello, Mary. - Hello. 843 00:57:34,644 --> 00:57:37,442 (WHISTLING) 844 00:57:37,609 --> 00:57:38,986 Good morning, Tweeny. 845 00:57:39,153 --> 00:57:41,657 l can't abide a lady who whistles. 846 00:57:41,823 --> 00:57:44,328 Well, l'm as good as you are. Here... 847 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,961 l'm breakfast orderly this morning! 848 00:57:49,126 --> 00:57:51,757 - You should have cooked it. - l'm serving it. 849 00:57:51,923 --> 00:57:54,428 - Oh, Mary! - Oh, come on. 850 00:57:56,931 --> 00:57:59,770 - l got you a bird for lunch. - Wonderful, Mary. 851 00:57:59,937 --> 00:58:02,775 l was after a deer but no luck. 852 00:58:03,526 --> 00:58:05,321 - Guv? - Yes? 853 00:58:05,487 --> 00:58:08,034 lt's months since we've had a day out together. 854 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,913 Why don't you come deer-hunting with me sometime? 855 00:58:11,079 --> 00:58:13,543 l might find myself chasing the wrong deer. 856 00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:15,755 (LAUGHS) l don't think you would. 857 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,633 l wonder. 858 00:58:20,721 --> 00:58:22,975 Mary, you are a very pretty girl. 859 00:58:23,141 --> 00:58:25,687 Have you got any followers on the island? 860 00:58:25,853 --> 00:58:27,607 Certainly not. 861 00:58:27,773 --> 00:58:30,278 l thought John or Ernest might be interested? 862 00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:34,035 - Well, l'm not interested in them. - Hmm. 863 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,871 How's the boat building going? 864 00:58:36,038 --> 00:58:39,669 - l don't know. Haven't thought about it. - Nor does anybody else. 865 00:58:39,835 --> 00:58:41,630 l'll talk to them about that. 866 00:58:41,796 --> 00:58:43,926 - Will you warn them? - Mm-hm. 867 00:58:44,092 --> 00:58:47,056 - Did Ernest catch this fish? - Yes, how did you know? 868 00:58:47,222 --> 00:58:49,518 l thought so. He left the hook in again. 869 00:58:51,688 --> 00:58:54,526 (LAUGHTER) 870 00:58:59,742 --> 00:59:02,414 (MARY) Come on. Oh, come on. (ERNEST) No. 871 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,882 All right, everybody. l want to talk to you for a while. 872 00:59:15,102 --> 00:59:19,442 You probably know why l'm here. l've been looking at the progress report. 873 00:59:19,609 --> 00:59:22,489 We're doing our best, Guv, with all our other duties. 874 00:59:22,655 --> 00:59:26,036 - l don't want vague excuses. - Are you suggesting we're slacking? 875 00:59:26,202 --> 00:59:28,791 l'm not suggesting it. l'm telling you, you are. 876 00:59:28,957 --> 00:59:31,712 Don't you believe you can build this boat? 877 00:59:31,878 --> 00:59:34,175 We've been on this island for two years, 878 00:59:34,342 --> 00:59:36,637 two whole years today. 879 00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:40,936 You want to be here for three years? Four? Five? 880 00:59:41,103 --> 00:59:44,901 Cut off from civilisation, living like a lot of savages. 881 00:59:45,067 --> 00:59:47,947 - Is that all you want? - What else should we want? 882 00:59:48,113 --> 00:59:51,245 You must want to get home. 883 00:59:51,410 --> 00:59:54,542 That's why l designed this boat, to get away from here. 884 00:59:54,709 --> 00:59:57,505 To get us all back to England, where we belong. 885 00:59:57,671 --> 00:59:59,592 Do you want to go back, Guv? 886 00:59:59,757 --> 01:00:01,762 Well, of course, l do. 887 01:00:04,307 --> 01:00:05,894 Of course, l do. 888 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:09,483 lt's my duty to get you back and you're going. 889 01:00:11,568 --> 01:00:13,990 To work. 890 01:00:16,243 --> 01:00:19,207 On the terrace of Government House this evening. 891 01:00:19,373 --> 01:00:23,297 An anniversary dinner! May l have the pleasure of your company? 892 01:00:23,464 --> 01:00:25,050 (ALL CHEER) 893 01:00:25,216 --> 01:00:27,971 (CRICHTON) Oysters will be served. (ALL) Yeah. 894 01:00:28,138 --> 01:00:31,060 - And, Mary, roast venison? - (MARY) Right, Guv. 895 01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:32,771 (ALL) Yeah! 896 01:00:32,937 --> 01:00:35,442 (MARY AND ELIZA HUMMING) 897 01:00:38,863 --> 01:00:40,868 Well done, John. 898 01:00:41,035 --> 01:00:43,121 - You know something? - (LOAM) Huh? 899 01:00:43,288 --> 01:00:47,420 - The Guv doesn't want to go either. - l know, for two pins he'd call it off. 900 01:00:47,586 --> 01:00:50,008 And then we could get on with life. 901 01:00:50,173 --> 01:00:53,472 - l want to get married and settle down. - Oh. Who to? 902 01:00:53,639 --> 01:00:57,436 Tweeny, of course, l'm mad about her. 903 01:00:57,602 --> 01:01:00,942 - Oh. - Yes, but she's in love with the Guv. 904 01:01:01,108 --> 01:01:02,945 - l know she is. - They all are. 905 01:01:03,112 --> 01:01:05,783 We can't make any plans till he makes his choice. 906 01:01:05,949 --> 01:01:08,079 You're thinking of Agatha, of course. 907 01:01:08,913 --> 01:01:11,418 Well, no, actually l wasn't but... 908 01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:14,923 You mean you're after Tweeny too? 909 01:01:15,090 --> 01:01:17,720 Well, l'm awfully sorry, old man, 910 01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:20,307 but she's just such a glorious creature. 911 01:01:20,473 --> 01:01:24,648 You two forget that Tweeny's the only one of them that l can marry, 912 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:27,235 of course, if the Governor chooses Mary. 913 01:01:27,401 --> 01:01:30,365 You're the father. Couldn't you have a word with him? 914 01:01:30,531 --> 01:01:33,203 - Sort of urge him on a bit. - l? 915 01:01:33,370 --> 01:01:37,210 lnterfere in the Governor's private affairs?! No, of course not. 916 01:01:37,377 --> 01:01:41,717 No, we'll iust have to wait and hope for the best. 917 01:02:38,351 --> 01:02:41,023 - Where did you dive from? - Up there. 918 01:02:47,574 --> 01:02:50,288 That's too high. You might have hit the bottom. 919 01:02:50,455 --> 01:02:53,043 - Well, l didn't. - You are not to do it again. 920 01:02:53,210 --> 01:02:55,338 - Is that an order? - No. 921 01:02:55,504 --> 01:02:58,468 l am just asking you not to, that's all. 922 01:03:05,647 --> 01:03:07,525 ls something the matter? 923 01:03:07,692 --> 01:03:11,072 Mary, l don't want to leave this island anymore than you do. 924 01:03:11,239 --> 01:03:14,453 - l know you don't. - l am so happy here. 925 01:03:14,620 --> 01:03:17,333 l have never been happier in my life. 926 01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:20,504 How long will it last? 927 01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:25,012 Why shouldn't it last? 928 01:03:25,178 --> 01:03:27,182 We are eight human beings. 929 01:03:27,348 --> 01:03:29,018 And very ordinary human beings. 930 01:03:29,185 --> 01:03:31,815 - You are not ordinary, Guv. - Oh, yes, l am. 931 01:03:31,981 --> 01:03:35,237 You call me the Governor and leave me with all the decisions. 932 01:03:35,404 --> 01:03:37,449 Because you're best qualified to make them. 933 01:03:37,615 --> 01:03:39,870 But when it comes to something really big, 934 01:03:40,036 --> 01:03:42,082 l am beaten... 935 01:03:42,248 --> 01:03:44,252 because l'm afraid. 936 01:03:44,418 --> 01:03:46,631 You afraid? 937 01:03:46,798 --> 01:03:48,884 What of? 938 01:03:49,051 --> 01:03:50,929 That l'll lose you. 939 01:03:55,477 --> 01:03:58,316 Well, what do you say about that? 940 01:03:58,983 --> 01:04:01,697 lf that's all you are afraid of, Guv, darling, 941 01:04:01,864 --> 01:04:03,283 let's stay. 942 01:04:15,011 --> 01:04:17,306 Oh, Guv. 943 01:04:18,266 --> 01:04:21,730 - What about Tweeny? - That was a long time ago. 944 01:04:22,605 --> 01:04:25,945 - l don't want her to be hurt. - Don't you worry about Tweeny. 945 01:04:26,111 --> 01:04:30,870 l will look after her. Come on, let's get some more oysters. 946 01:04:32,455 --> 01:04:35,336 l iust thought, l don't even know your name. 947 01:04:37,588 --> 01:04:40,177 - It's Bill. - Bill. 948 01:04:53,532 --> 01:04:56,746 949 01:04:56,912 --> 01:04:59,918 950 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,463 951 01:05:03,423 --> 01:05:06,094 952 01:05:06,261 --> 01:05:08,974 The way that sand gets under the Governor's bed, 953 01:05:09,141 --> 01:05:11,603 l mightn't have scrubbed that floor all week. 954 01:05:11,770 --> 01:05:14,608 - Poor Daddy. - Want any help? 955 01:05:16,153 --> 01:05:17,738 Here. 956 01:05:22,537 --> 01:05:26,169 Dear Daddy, you're not much help but you're a nice cheerful thing 957 01:05:26,335 --> 01:05:28,548 - to have round the place. - Am l? 958 01:05:28,714 --> 01:05:31,261 Oh, so long as l am of some use. 959 01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:34,140 Daddy, that boat? 960 01:05:34,307 --> 01:05:36,269 Don't you really want to finish it? 961 01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:39,482 - Why should l? - Well... 962 01:05:39,649 --> 01:05:41,694 Well, you've got so much back there. 963 01:05:42,738 --> 01:05:45,284 Making speeches in parliament, 964 01:05:45,450 --> 01:05:50,000 fine house, lovely clothes, plenty of money. 965 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:54,131 Yes, l know. There are moments when... London... 966 01:05:55,050 --> 01:05:57,637 l do miss London once in a while. 967 01:05:57,804 --> 01:06:00,225 Walking down Piccadilly, 968 01:06:00,392 --> 01:06:02,103 strolling through Hyde Park. 969 01:06:02,269 --> 01:06:04,690 The barrel organ outside the pub. 970 01:06:04,856 --> 01:06:07,236 The lights along the embankment. 971 01:06:07,402 --> 01:06:09,782 Hampstead Heath on a bank holiday. 972 01:06:09,948 --> 01:06:12,537 Supper at Romano's, 973 01:06:12,703 --> 01:06:14,164 champagne. 974 01:06:14,330 --> 01:06:18,087 There was a little beef shop down the Old Kent road. 975 01:06:20,174 --> 01:06:21,969 (ELIZA SIGHS) 976 01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:28,730 What would happen if one day we saw a ship out there? 977 01:06:28,896 --> 01:06:32,236 The beacon's still on the hill top waiting to be lit. 978 01:06:32,402 --> 01:06:34,072 Would you light it? 979 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:40,917 Which iust goes to show what a sensible couple we are. 980 01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:44,840 - Listen, Tweeny, - Hmm. 981 01:06:45,006 --> 01:06:48,345 l know l am not as young as l was. 982 01:06:48,512 --> 01:06:51,517 Three grown-up daughters. 983 01:06:51,683 --> 01:06:54,522 That's the trouble, really. 984 01:06:54,689 --> 01:06:58,153 You are the only woman on the island who... 985 01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:02,869 - You see what l mean? - Oh, Daddy. 986 01:07:03,036 --> 01:07:05,039 Oh, l know about the Governor. 987 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:09,463 Well, if he chose one of the others... 988 01:07:10,631 --> 01:07:13,220 l'm only second best l know, 989 01:07:13,386 --> 01:07:15,056 but l work hard and... 990 01:07:15,222 --> 01:07:18,436 Please, Daddy, thank you. 991 01:07:19,062 --> 01:07:21,441 You are so sweet and kind but... 992 01:07:21,607 --> 01:07:23,987 l know. It's all right. 993 01:07:25,531 --> 01:07:28,036 l'm old enough to know better. 994 01:07:28,201 --> 01:07:31,124 - (CRICHTON) Where is everybody? - The Guv's back. 995 01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:33,837 Oh, l haven't pressed his trousers. 996 01:07:37,759 --> 01:07:39,972 (LOAM) Hello, Guv. 997 01:07:45,356 --> 01:07:47,609 (CRICHTON) Here you are. Oysters. 998 01:07:47,776 --> 01:07:51,115 - Enough for everyone. - l'll get Daddy to open them. 999 01:07:51,782 --> 01:07:54,746 - Got everything for the party? - l think so, Guv. 1000 01:07:54,912 --> 01:07:58,252 Tweeny, a lot's happened in the past two years, hasn't it? 1001 01:07:58,419 --> 01:08:01,632 - Yes, it has. - We've changed, all of us. 1002 01:08:01,798 --> 01:08:03,385 We're quite different people. 1003 01:08:03,552 --> 01:08:05,806 - l suppose we are. - Take you. 1004 01:08:05,972 --> 01:08:10,021 You are as good as any of the others now and better than some. 1005 01:08:10,188 --> 01:08:12,108 - Am l? . (cHucKLEs) 1006 01:08:13,986 --> 01:08:15,781 Tweeny, 1007 01:08:15,947 --> 01:08:19,286 l am gonna make an announcement at the party tonight 1008 01:08:19,452 --> 01:08:21,874 about myself and Mary. 1009 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:25,588 l am going to announce our engagement. 1010 01:08:27,967 --> 01:08:31,598 You and Mary engaged! 1011 01:08:32,974 --> 01:08:35,479 Well, l'm jiggered. 1012 01:08:43,366 --> 01:08:45,287 - You don't mind, Tweeny? - Me? 1013 01:08:45,453 --> 01:08:49,127 - Why should l mind? - l don't know, but two years ago... 1014 01:08:49,294 --> 01:08:53,133 Oh, that. l was just a silly kid then. That... 1015 01:08:53,299 --> 01:08:55,178 That was just hero-worship. 1016 01:08:55,344 --> 01:08:56,806 Oh, l see. 1017 01:08:56,972 --> 01:09:01,522 Anyway, you are the Governor. You had to have the first pick, didn't you? 1018 01:09:01,688 --> 01:09:04,235 And it's about time too, l must say. 1019 01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:08,200 Now we can stop this fidgeting and get on. 1020 01:09:09,368 --> 01:09:12,123 l am sorry if l made things difficult for you. 1021 01:09:12,290 --> 01:09:15,420 Oh, no, you haven't. Not for me. 1022 01:09:15,587 --> 01:09:19,093 Besides, l don't like a fellow drooling around me all day. 1023 01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,931 Not that l couldn't have if l wanted. 1024 01:09:22,097 --> 01:09:25,478 As a matter of fact, l've had two offers only today. 1025 01:09:25,644 --> 01:09:29,151 - Well, that's all right, then. - Oh, yes, it is. 1026 01:09:29,986 --> 01:09:32,949 Well, l can't stay here gossiping all day. l've... 1027 01:09:33,116 --> 01:09:34,994 l've got work to do. 1028 01:09:41,087 --> 01:09:45,135 (ALL SINGING) She reigned as queen 1029 01:09:45,302 --> 01:09:49,518 appeared on the scene 1030 01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:53,023 out in this awful clime? 1031 01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:56,070 my pretty southern maid 1032 01:09:56,237 --> 01:09:59,868 1033 01:10:00,034 --> 01:10:05,961 when she turned up her nose and said 1034 01:10:06,128 --> 01:10:13,056 my little wooden hut for you 1035 01:10:13,222 --> 01:10:18,440 And l don't want two 1036 01:10:18,607 --> 01:10:21,111 There is no knowing 1037 01:10:21,278 --> 01:10:24,325 So you'd better be a-going 1038 01:10:24,492 --> 01:10:29,041 My little wooden hut for you'' 1039 01:10:29,207 --> 01:10:31,336 (ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 1040 01:10:31,502 --> 01:10:34,884 (AGATHA) A toast to the Governor. (ALL) Yeah. Yeah. 1041 01:10:35,634 --> 01:10:37,012 To you, Guv, 1042 01:10:37,178 --> 01:10:41,269 and thank you for teaching us all the meaning of the word happiness. 1043 01:10:41,435 --> 01:10:43,690 To your very good health, Governor. 1044 01:10:43,856 --> 01:10:46,110 (ALL) To Guv. (CRICHTON) Bless you. 1045 01:10:46,277 --> 01:10:48,740 (LOAM) A speech. (CRICHTON) No, l can't. 1046 01:10:48,907 --> 01:10:50,367 (ALL) Please, please. 1047 01:10:50,534 --> 01:10:53,957 Well, l can only say that if l have been the teacher, 1048 01:10:54,124 --> 01:10:56,878 you pupils, can go to the top of the class. 1049 01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:58,422 (ALL LAUGH) 1050 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,511 These past two years have been a wonderful experience. 1051 01:11:01,677 --> 01:11:04,891 lf we're going to stay, and iudging by your efforts as boat builders, 1052 01:11:05,058 --> 01:11:07,604 l strongly suspect that we are, 1053 01:11:07,771 --> 01:11:11,903 then we've got to make some pretty permanent plans for the future. 1054 01:11:12,069 --> 01:11:15,116 l would like to start tonight with a plan of my own. 1055 01:11:15,992 --> 01:11:18,372 - Daddy... - (LOAM) Uh-huh? 1056 01:11:18,913 --> 01:11:20,292 lt's no good. 1057 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:22,587 l can't be formal about this. 1058 01:11:22,754 --> 01:11:25,884 Mary and l have decided we'd like to get married. 1059 01:11:26,051 --> 01:11:27,804 May we have your consent? 1060 01:11:27,971 --> 01:11:29,432 And l hope your blessings. 1061 01:11:29,597 --> 01:11:33,062 My dear Guv, may you? 1062 01:11:33,229 --> 01:11:35,107 But, of course, l am honoured. 1063 01:11:35,274 --> 01:11:38,279 (ERNEST) Congratulations. (CRICHTON) Thank you, Ernest. 1064 01:11:38,446 --> 01:11:41,535 You've broken my heart but l hope you'll be very happy. 1065 01:11:41,702 --> 01:11:44,206 - (AGATHA) Can we be bridesmaids? - l order you to be. 1066 01:11:44,373 --> 01:11:47,252 - John, you will marry us? - Of course, Guv. 1067 01:11:47,418 --> 01:11:51,593 You have both, l take it, been residing in my parish the requisite period? 1068 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,387 (ALL LAUGH) 1069 01:11:53,553 --> 01:11:55,516 Guv? Tweeny. 1070 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,441 Come on. Once again, all together. 1071 01:12:00,607 --> 01:12:03,905 (ALL SING '' MY LITTLE wooDEN HuT FoR vou'') 1072 01:12:04,071 --> 01:12:07,202 (ELIZA SOBBING) 1073 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,826 She's late, Guv. 1074 01:12:31,991 --> 01:12:34,204 Bride's privilege, Ernie. 1075 01:12:35,874 --> 01:12:39,922 ('' HERE COMES THE BRIDE'' pLAvs oN AccoRDIoN) 1076 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:07,593 (SNIFFING AND SOBBING) 1077 01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:17,025 - Where's Tweeny? - She said not to wait. 1078 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,903 Then we'll start, shall we? 1079 01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:23,535 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God 1080 01:13:23,702 --> 01:13:25,747 and in the face of this congregation 1081 01:13:25,914 --> 01:13:29,295 to ioin together this man and this woman 1082 01:13:29,461 --> 01:13:32,258 in holy matrimony which is an honourable estate, 1083 01:13:32,424 --> 01:13:35,722 institute of God in the time of man's innocence. 1084 01:13:35,888 --> 01:13:39,395 William, will thou have this woman for thy wedded wife, 1085 01:13:39,562 --> 01:13:43,109 to live together after God's ordinance in the holiest state of matrimony? 1086 01:13:43,276 --> 01:13:47,575 Will thou love her, comfort her, honour and keep her 1087 01:13:47,742 --> 01:13:52,124 and forsaking all other keep thee only unto her? 1088 01:13:52,290 --> 01:13:54,127 l will. 1089 01:13:54,293 --> 01:13:58,426 Mary, will thou have this man for thy wedded husband 1090 01:13:58,592 --> 01:14:02,307 to live together after God's ordinance in the holiest state of matrimony? 1091 01:14:02,474 --> 01:14:06,606 Will thou obey him and serve him, Iove, honour and keep him 1092 01:14:06,772 --> 01:14:08,484 in sickness and in health, 1093 01:14:08,651 --> 01:14:11,698 and forsaking all other keep thee only unto him 1094 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,868 so long as you both shall live? 1095 01:14:14,035 --> 01:14:15,871 l will. 1096 01:14:16,038 --> 01:14:19,252 (TREHERNE) Who giveth this woman to be married to this man? 1097 01:14:19,418 --> 01:14:21,130 l do. 1098 01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:28,141 Now repeat after me. 1099 01:14:28,308 --> 01:14:30,437 - l, William... - l, William... 1100 01:14:30,604 --> 01:14:32,983 - ..take thee, Mary... - ..take thee, Mary... 1101 01:14:33,149 --> 01:14:35,403 - ..to my wedded wife... - ..to my wedded wife... 1102 01:14:35,570 --> 01:14:37,866 - ..to have and to hold... - ..to have and to hold... 1103 01:14:38,033 --> 01:14:39,994 - ..from this day forward... - ..from this day forward... 1104 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,331 - ..for better, for worse... - ..for better, for worse... 1105 01:14:42,497 --> 01:14:45,712 - ..for richer, for poorer... - ..for richer, for poo... 1106 01:14:52,806 --> 01:14:54,434 A ship! 1107 01:14:55,728 --> 01:14:57,690 A ship! A ship! 1108 01:14:57,857 --> 01:15:00,736 (ALL) Hey! Hey... 1109 01:15:05,493 --> 01:15:08,040 - Light the beacon. - Yes, light the beacon. 1110 01:15:08,207 --> 01:15:11,254 - Go on, light it. - No, no, we don't want them. 1111 01:15:11,421 --> 01:15:13,340 We don't want them now, do we? 1112 01:15:13,507 --> 01:15:15,970 Mary, it may be our last chance. 1113 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:18,724 But we're happy here, all of us. Happy. 1114 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:20,811 Please, please let the ship go. 1115 01:15:20,977 --> 01:15:25,068 - All very well for you. - England. To see England again. 1116 01:15:25,234 --> 01:15:28,031 (AGATHA) It will be too late if we don't light it. 1117 01:15:28,197 --> 01:15:31,036 Oh, for heaven's sake! Light the beacon! 1118 01:15:31,203 --> 01:15:33,123 Wait, everybody. 1119 01:15:33,290 --> 01:15:36,587 There's only one person who can decide what to do. 1120 01:15:46,478 --> 01:15:48,899 There's only one thing we can do. 1121 01:16:01,336 --> 01:16:02,797 (ALL CHEERING) 1122 01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:05,635 (ERNEST) Come on, everybody. Down to the beach. 1123 01:16:05,801 --> 01:16:07,888 (AGATHA) Yeah! Come on! 1124 01:16:08,054 --> 01:16:11,060 (ALL CHEERING) 1125 01:16:11,226 --> 01:16:14,107 (TREHERNE) Come on, everybody, quickly. 1126 01:16:15,651 --> 01:16:18,948 (FOGHORN WAILS) 1127 01:16:25,167 --> 01:16:27,045 Guv? 1128 01:16:27,212 --> 01:16:29,632 Oh, Guv, why did you do it? 1129 01:16:29,798 --> 01:16:32,011 Did you see the look on their faces? 1130 01:16:32,177 --> 01:16:34,140 But it won't make any difference? 1131 01:16:34,306 --> 01:16:35,934 We can still get married? 1132 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,271 Promise it won't make any difference. 1133 01:16:38,437 --> 01:16:40,943 - You must go down to the beach. - But, Guv. 1134 01:16:41,109 --> 01:16:42,695 Go along, please. 1135 01:16:59,556 --> 01:17:02,394 (CHEERING) 1136 01:17:06,860 --> 01:17:10,157 A miracle, my dear fellow, an absolute miracle. 1137 01:17:10,324 --> 01:17:11,701 We'd given up all hope. 1138 01:17:11,867 --> 01:17:14,080 Now this is my eldest daughter, Mary. 1139 01:17:14,247 --> 01:17:16,543 - How do you do, Ma'am? - How do you do? 1140 01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:19,214 You seem to have made yourselves comfortable. 1141 01:17:19,381 --> 01:17:21,885 Oh, yes, we soon got things organised. 1142 01:17:22,051 --> 01:17:24,890 You'll be amazed, but first have a drink. 1143 01:17:25,056 --> 01:17:27,519 Splice the mainsail, by Jove! 1144 01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:29,856 This is a... 1145 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,577 - (LAUGHING) - Look, a butler. 1146 01:17:44,714 --> 01:17:46,467 Uh, this is the Gov... 1147 01:17:46,634 --> 01:17:50,098 This is Crichton, my... 1148 01:17:50,264 --> 01:17:52,477 Well, Crichton, did you hear that? 1149 01:17:52,643 --> 01:17:55,648 ln six week's time, we will be back in England. 1150 01:17:55,815 --> 01:17:57,526 What do you think of it? 1151 01:17:57,692 --> 01:17:59,697 Congratulations, My Lord. 1152 01:18:02,993 --> 01:18:06,458 Would you care to see the kitchen? 1153 01:18:13,887 --> 01:18:16,474 - Guv? - My Lady? 1154 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:59,253 (WALTZ PLAYS) 1155 01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:08,184 - John, smile. People are looking. - This ball was a mistake. 1156 01:19:08,350 --> 01:19:11,481 We had to celebrate our rescue. Everyone expected it. 1157 01:19:11,647 --> 01:19:13,902 lf only your father had lost his voice. 1158 01:19:14,069 --> 01:19:17,324 - Someone had to take charge there. - How courageous of you. 1159 01:19:17,491 --> 01:19:21,289 So l set them all to work and by nightfall we had food and water 1160 01:19:21,456 --> 01:19:23,209 - and a fire. - Wonderful. 1161 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,546 All those people's lives in your hands. 1162 01:19:25,713 --> 01:19:28,092 - Great responsibility. - You shouldered it. 1163 01:19:28,258 --> 01:19:30,262 My dear, Cynthia, who else could? 1164 01:19:30,428 --> 01:19:31,931 (CRICHTON) My Lord? 1165 01:19:32,098 --> 01:19:34,018 - You have no champagne. - Oh, no. 1166 01:19:34,185 --> 01:19:37,065 - (CRICHTON) Your Grace? - Tell me about the climate. 1167 01:19:37,232 --> 01:19:40,946 There's a review of my book in every paper. They're all splendid. 1168 01:19:41,112 --> 01:19:44,577 They say it's the finest adventure story they've ever read. 1169 01:19:44,744 --> 01:19:46,622 l'm a made man. 1170 01:19:46,789 --> 01:19:49,084 - Evening, Crichton. - Evening, sir. 1171 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:51,004 Come along, Catherine. 1172 01:19:51,170 --> 01:19:54,802 - You don't think he'll read the book? - Bound to, l should think. 1173 01:19:54,969 --> 01:19:58,517 - You should have written the truth. - Don't be silly, girl. 1174 01:19:58,683 --> 01:20:01,313 Anyway, he's got nearly a whole page to himself. 1175 01:20:05,110 --> 01:20:07,406 Ernest, congratulations. l read it last night. 1176 01:20:07,573 --> 01:20:09,785 - l couldn't put it down. - Neither could l. 1177 01:20:09,951 --> 01:20:13,333 - The story of the tiger cat! - With only a bow and arrow! 1178 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:16,004 You saved his life. There's no doubt. 1179 01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:18,967 With your bare hands too, by Jove! 1180 01:20:19,134 --> 01:20:21,888 - With my bare hands, l tell you. - Remarkable! 1181 01:20:22,055 --> 01:20:24,476 Woolley would have been a goner that day. 1182 01:20:24,642 --> 01:20:26,563 That must have been harrowing. 1183 01:20:26,729 --> 01:20:28,357 Excuse me, sir. 1184 01:20:43,715 --> 01:20:46,220 For heaven's sake, remember where you are. 1185 01:20:46,386 --> 01:20:48,515 l'm sorry, Father, l keep forgetting. 1186 01:20:48,681 --> 01:20:50,519 Mary, Crichton will have to go. 1187 01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:53,774 - Oh, no. - It is like living on top of a volcano. 1188 01:20:53,940 --> 01:20:55,610 Father, he won't say anything. 1189 01:20:55,776 --> 01:20:57,321 lf he did... 1190 01:20:57,488 --> 01:20:59,074 You've read Ernest's book? 1191 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:01,996 lf he did, we'd be a laughing stock. 1192 01:21:02,162 --> 01:21:04,083 You can trust him completely. 1193 01:21:04,248 --> 01:21:07,171 You don't realise the impossibility of my position. 1194 01:21:07,337 --> 01:21:09,675 Father, have you forgotten so much already? 1195 01:21:09,842 --> 01:21:11,511 He made us into real people. 1196 01:21:11,677 --> 01:21:13,890 Whatever happens, we mustn't forget that. 1197 01:21:14,057 --> 01:21:15,601 - Yes. - l shan't. 1198 01:21:15,767 --> 01:21:17,688 That's no way to talk, Mary. 1199 01:21:17,854 --> 01:21:21,403 - If you marry Brocklehurst... - He hasn't asked me yet. 1200 01:21:21,570 --> 01:21:25,910 Oh, Mary, this is our dance. 1201 01:21:28,580 --> 01:21:30,876 (LOAM) Oh, Crichton... 1202 01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:36,135 - ..bring me a large whiskey and soda. - My Lord. 1203 01:21:36,302 --> 01:21:40,684 And, Crichton, the island seems a long way away now. 1204 01:21:40,850 --> 01:21:43,397 - Indeed it does. - Like a dream. 1205 01:21:43,564 --> 01:21:45,818 Best forgotten, eh? 1206 01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,572 l'll fetch your whiskey, My Lord. 1207 01:21:50,199 --> 01:21:51,744 Excuse... 1208 01:21:57,795 --> 01:21:59,882 l cannot wait a moment longer, Mother. 1209 01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:03,680 - l am consumed by passion. - You should take more exercise. 1210 01:22:03,846 --> 01:22:05,809 You agreed l should propose tonight. 1211 01:22:05,975 --> 01:22:08,313 l wonder what really happened on that island. 1212 01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:11,443 - You read Woolley's book. - Figment of the imagination. 1213 01:22:11,610 --> 01:22:14,448 lf he's lying, l have no doubt all the others are, 1214 01:22:14,615 --> 01:22:16,660 - especially Mary. - Why? 1215 01:22:16,827 --> 01:22:19,874 Had l been shipwrecked on an island with two young men, 1216 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:23,296 - l should have lied when l got home. - Really? 1217 01:22:23,462 --> 01:22:25,967 l'm determined to find out the truth. 1218 01:22:26,134 --> 01:22:28,387 l want everyone who was on that island 1219 01:22:28,554 --> 01:22:31,225 assembled in the drawing room, including Crichton. 1220 01:22:31,392 --> 01:22:33,145 He won't dare to lie to me. 1221 01:22:33,312 --> 01:22:36,860 - Mother, you can't interrupt the ball. - Go and tell them. 1222 01:23:05,322 --> 01:23:09,914 George, listen out for anyone answering me 1223 01:23:10,081 --> 01:23:11,792 with ''the fact is.'' 1224 01:23:11,959 --> 01:23:13,336 But why, Mother? 1225 01:23:13,502 --> 01:23:17,176 Because that is usually the beginning of a lie. 1226 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:45,389 l obiect to being summoned from my own ballroom in this fashion. 1227 01:23:45,556 --> 01:23:47,601 - Don't bluster, Henry. - Emily... 1228 01:23:47,768 --> 01:23:50,314 There are certain suspicions l wish to allay 1229 01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:53,152 before the announcement of George's engagement. 1230 01:23:53,317 --> 01:23:56,407 - (DOOR OPENS) - Oh, Crichton. 1231 01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:57,951 My Lady. 1232 01:23:58,118 --> 01:24:00,747 - You were one of the castaways? - l was. 1233 01:24:00,913 --> 01:24:03,001 l want you to answer me truthfully. 1234 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:05,088 l promise to do that. 1235 01:24:05,255 --> 01:24:08,385 - (ERNEST CHUCKLES) - Ooh... 1236 01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,640 Oh, a brilliant author. 1237 01:24:11,807 --> 01:24:13,602 Oh, l don't know. 1238 01:24:13,769 --> 01:24:17,108 Your book, Mr Woolley, is as engrossing as a work of fiction. 1239 01:24:17,273 --> 01:24:19,319 Thanks. 1240 01:24:19,485 --> 01:24:21,490 Oh, the fact is... 1241 01:24:23,034 --> 01:24:24,787 ..l... 1242 01:24:24,954 --> 01:24:28,334 Lady Brocklehurst, nothing whatever happened on that island 1243 01:24:28,501 --> 01:24:29,962 of which l am ashamed. 1244 01:24:30,128 --> 01:24:33,468 - No? - Really, Emily, l must protest. 1245 01:24:33,635 --> 01:24:36,097 My dear Henry, don't be alarmed. 1246 01:24:36,263 --> 01:24:39,603 l wish to discover whether the views you held on equality 1247 01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:41,356 were adopted on the island. 1248 01:24:41,522 --> 01:24:46,197 Well, Crichton, were you all equal on the island? 1249 01:24:46,363 --> 01:24:47,741 No, My Lady. 1250 01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:51,581 l can safely say there was as little equality there as elsewhere. 1251 01:24:51,747 --> 01:24:54,168 Were all the social distinctions preserved? 1252 01:24:54,335 --> 01:24:55,796 As at home, My Lady. 1253 01:24:55,962 --> 01:24:58,509 - The servants? - They had to keep their place. 1254 01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:01,848 How was that managed? You girl, tell me that. 1255 01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,230 lf you please, My Lady, it was all the Guv's doing. 1256 01:25:06,396 --> 01:25:08,150 The Guv? 1257 01:25:08,315 --> 01:25:11,405 ln a regrettable slang of the servants, My Lady, 1258 01:25:11,571 --> 01:25:14,159 the master is usually referred to as the Guv. 1259 01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:16,622 (EMILY CHUCKLES) Indeed. 1260 01:25:16,788 --> 01:25:20,921 - You didn't take meals with the family? - Certainly not. l dined apart. 1261 01:25:21,086 --> 01:25:23,800 And you girl, did you dine with Crichton? 1262 01:25:23,966 --> 01:25:27,264 Uh, naturally the staff sat down together. 1263 01:25:27,430 --> 01:25:30,937 - l see. - (LOAM) Thank you, Crichton. 1264 01:25:31,104 --> 01:25:34,484 - Thank you, that's all. - One moment, Henry. 1265 01:25:34,650 --> 01:25:38,408 Young people will be young people, even on an island, Crichton. 1266 01:25:38,573 --> 01:25:40,786 l suppose there was a certain amount of, 1267 01:25:40,952 --> 01:25:45,002 shall we say, sentimentalising, going on. 1268 01:25:45,168 --> 01:25:46,922 - Yes, My Lady. - (LOAM) Emily... 1269 01:25:47,087 --> 01:25:49,676 Which gentleman? You girl tell me. 1270 01:25:51,177 --> 01:25:52,723 Uh.... 1271 01:25:53,724 --> 01:25:55,561 lf you please, Your Ladyship... 1272 01:25:55,728 --> 01:25:57,981 The fact is, we didn't... 1273 01:25:59,108 --> 01:26:01,612 lt was him, Your Ladyship, Mr Ernest. 1274 01:26:02,238 --> 01:26:05,494 With which lady, was it Lady Mary? 1275 01:26:07,288 --> 01:26:09,125 No, Your Ladyship. 1276 01:26:10,209 --> 01:26:11,629 lt was... 1277 01:26:11,796 --> 01:26:15,051 Well, l don't care which of the others it was. 1278 01:26:16,219 --> 01:26:19,141 Those servants teas that used to take place here? 1279 01:26:19,307 --> 01:26:23,064 Uh, they did not seem natural on the island, My Lady, 1280 01:26:23,231 --> 01:26:25,276 and were discontinued on the Guv's orders. 1281 01:26:25,443 --> 01:26:27,738 They should never have taken place at all. 1282 01:26:27,904 --> 01:26:30,743 l admit it frankly and l abandoned them. 1283 01:26:30,909 --> 01:26:33,581 As a result of our experience, 1284 01:26:33,748 --> 01:26:36,461 l am thinking of going over to the Tories. 1285 01:26:36,628 --> 01:26:39,132 Congratulations, My Lord. 1286 01:26:39,298 --> 01:26:41,511 Well, l suppose that will do. 1287 01:26:41,678 --> 01:26:45,852 You are an excellent fellow, Crichton. If after Lady Mary and l are married, 1288 01:26:46,018 --> 01:26:48,731 you ever wish to change your place, you can come to us. 1289 01:26:48,897 --> 01:26:50,860 - No. - (EMILY) Why not? 1290 01:26:51,027 --> 01:26:54,199 Can you see why not, my man? 1291 01:26:54,365 --> 01:26:56,411 l had not told you, My Lord, 1292 01:26:56,577 --> 01:26:58,789 but as soon as Your Lordship is suited, 1293 01:26:58,955 --> 01:27:01,085 l wish to leave service. 1294 01:27:02,629 --> 01:27:05,133 Well, l have said all l want to say. 1295 01:27:05,299 --> 01:27:07,345 Let's go back to the ball room. 1296 01:27:07,511 --> 01:27:09,849 (ERNEST) Splendid. Follow me. 1297 01:27:12,103 --> 01:27:14,398 (GEORGE) That's our dance, Mary. 1298 01:27:16,109 --> 01:27:17,904 Horrid of me, wasn't it, Henry? 1299 01:27:18,070 --> 01:27:20,867 lf an old woman can't be disagreeable now and then, 1300 01:27:21,033 --> 01:27:24,164 life would be unutterably tedious. 1301 01:27:24,330 --> 01:27:26,502 (CRICHTON) You may go, Eliza. 1302 01:27:26,668 --> 01:27:30,216 You're leaving to save the family, aren't you, Crichton? 1303 01:27:30,382 --> 01:27:34,849 Well, there are too many Lady Brocklehursts in England. 1304 01:27:35,015 --> 01:27:36,727 What do you intend to do? 1305 01:27:36,893 --> 01:27:38,730 lf l can help, you know... 1306 01:27:38,896 --> 01:27:41,359 Oh, no, no, thank you, My Lord. 1307 01:27:41,526 --> 01:27:44,865 l am going to start up in business. Whilst on the island, 1308 01:27:45,031 --> 01:27:48,329 l took a precaution of acquiring a certain amount of capital. 1309 01:27:48,496 --> 01:27:50,499 (CHUCKLES) Oh, Guv. 1310 01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:52,210 Daddy. 1311 01:27:52,376 --> 01:27:54,255 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1312 01:28:12,367 --> 01:28:14,747 l thought you had retired, My Lady. 1313 01:28:14,914 --> 01:28:18,128 l told Lord Brocklehurst he must wait for his answer. 1314 01:28:18,294 --> 01:28:20,048 l'm sure you know best. 1315 01:28:20,215 --> 01:28:24,138 Oh, Guv, l thought you were a fighter. On the island... 1316 01:28:24,305 --> 01:28:27,017 On the island, l had tangible things to fight. 1317 01:28:27,184 --> 01:28:30,231 Here, there's only civilisation. 1318 01:28:30,398 --> 01:28:33,278 No man can fight civilisation and win. 1319 01:28:33,445 --> 01:28:35,406 l'll fight with you. 1320 01:28:35,573 --> 01:28:38,328 - We'd end up by fighting each other. - Let's go back. 1321 01:28:38,495 --> 01:28:40,665 - To the island? - Yes. 1322 01:28:40,832 --> 01:28:43,878 l can still hear the sound of the surf, 1323 01:28:44,045 --> 01:28:46,341 see the curve of the bay. 1324 01:28:46,507 --> 01:28:48,135 No, Mary. 1325 01:28:48,302 --> 01:28:50,556 One can't recapture a dream. 1326 01:28:50,722 --> 01:28:52,392 Don't spoil it by trying to. 1327 01:28:53,643 --> 01:28:56,816 Bill! Bill! l won't let you go. l won't. 1328 01:28:56,982 --> 01:28:58,736 Mary, you know l am right. 1329 01:28:58,902 --> 01:29:00,573 No, l don't. l love you. 1330 01:29:00,739 --> 01:29:04,913 You loved somebody you called the Governor. He does not exist anymore. 1331 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,417 Now you're Lady Mary, 1332 01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:09,838 and it's time you say good night to Crichton, 1333 01:29:10,005 --> 01:29:11,424 - your butler. - No. 1334 01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:13,427 Come along. 1335 01:29:27,491 --> 01:29:28,869 l know. 1336 01:29:29,036 --> 01:29:31,540 - You made me a cup of tea. - Yes, Guv. 1337 01:29:31,707 --> 01:29:35,087 You don't mind if l call you Guv. Just for tonight anyway. 1338 01:29:35,254 --> 01:29:37,675 Move up, make room for me. 1339 01:29:40,721 --> 01:29:43,476 Well, it's been a bit of an evening, eh, Eliza? 1340 01:29:43,643 --> 01:29:46,231 - What about that Lady Brocklehurst? . (cHucKLEs) 1341 01:29:46,398 --> 01:29:48,610 A determined woman. 1342 01:29:48,777 --> 01:29:51,239 How about her on the island, eh? 1343 01:29:51,405 --> 01:29:54,661 - Heaven forbid. - You'd have handled her, though. 1344 01:29:56,663 --> 01:29:59,711 Are you really going away, Guv, for good, l mean? 1345 01:29:59,878 --> 01:30:02,132 Yes, l'm going. 1346 01:30:03,175 --> 01:30:07,015 - You're going to take me? - Well, l don't know, Tweeny. 1347 01:30:07,182 --> 01:30:09,102 l'll have to think about that. 1348 01:30:09,269 --> 01:30:11,230 You're in a good position now. 1349 01:30:11,397 --> 01:30:13,818 A lady's maid! Your chances are good. 1350 01:30:13,984 --> 01:30:15,362 Don't forget there was... 1351 01:30:15,529 --> 01:30:19,452 Mary? l faced up to that. 1352 01:30:20,578 --> 01:30:23,959 Besides, that was on the island. It's different here. 1353 01:30:24,126 --> 01:30:26,964 We'd do all right. We're made for each other. 1354 01:30:27,131 --> 01:30:29,844 Think of it. The butler and the lady's maid. 1355 01:30:30,010 --> 01:30:31,889 A happy combination. 1356 01:30:32,055 --> 01:30:34,518 And what a chance for the children. 1357 01:30:35,936 --> 01:30:37,690 (LAUGHING) 1358 01:30:37,857 --> 01:30:41,071 - Go on. Run along up to bed. - Good night, Guv. 1359 01:30:42,072 --> 01:30:43,742 God bless. 1360 01:30:52,922 --> 01:30:54,551 Uh, good luck, Crichton. 1361 01:30:54,717 --> 01:30:57,014 - Let's hear from you. - Indeed, you will. 1362 01:30:57,179 --> 01:30:58,766 Goodbye, My Lord. Thank you. 1363 01:30:58,932 --> 01:31:02,356 Oh, no. Thank you, Governor. 1364 01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:07,489 Goodbye, John. 1365 01:31:07,655 --> 01:31:10,077 - Good luck with the new parish. - Thank you. 1366 01:31:10,244 --> 01:31:11,871 And God bless you, Guv. 1367 01:31:12,038 --> 01:31:14,584 - (CRICHTON) Ernest. - Bye, Guv. 1368 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:17,088 - l enjoyed your book. - Oh. 1369 01:31:18,257 --> 01:31:19,717 - Cathy. - Bye, Guv. 1370 01:31:19,883 --> 01:31:22,430 - No more suffragettes. - No, Guv. 1371 01:31:23,306 --> 01:31:25,978 - Agatha. - Good luck, Guv. 1372 01:31:30,484 --> 01:31:33,532 - l'll come with you to the door. - A moment, My Lord. 1373 01:31:33,698 --> 01:31:36,871 - l'm expecting a lady to ioin me. - Eh? 1374 01:31:37,038 --> 01:31:39,333 - The lady l'm going to marry. - What? 1375 01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:40,919 (FOOTSTEPS) 1376 01:31:41,086 --> 01:31:43,632 l'm sorry l kept you waiting. 1377 01:31:43,798 --> 01:31:47,805 l iust want to wish you every happiness. 1378 01:31:47,971 --> 01:31:49,850 (DOOR CLOSES) 1379 01:31:53,146 --> 01:31:55,192 Thank you Mary for my lovely clothes. 1380 01:31:55,358 --> 01:31:58,030 (TREHERNE) Well done. (ERNEST) Congratulations! 1381 01:31:58,197 --> 01:32:01,995 (CRICHTON) A bit of a surprise. We must be off. Eliza, our train. 1382 01:32:02,162 --> 01:32:03,873 - Yes, Guv. - Good luck, Guv. 1383 01:32:27,619 --> 01:32:29,415 After you, Eliza. 1384 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,879 Thank you.